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Song Parodies -> "Priceless Ming china"

Original Song Title:

"Princess of China"

Original Performer:

Coldplay feat. Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Priceless Ming china"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

Some say that Coldplay became sell-outs with this song, and that their music is not just as good anymore. Well, I say their music was NEVER good! Now that we have my usual Coldplay zing out of the way, let's begin this little travesty...

[Chris Martin:]
Once upon a time somebody broke
Broke my vase, then I started to choke
Oh God, no, oh God, no!!!

Once upon a time it fell apart
I was holding in my hands, pieces and parts
Ohhhhh, ohhhhh!


Once upon a time, an accident
I swear, I honestly didn't mean it
Oh, it broke...
Fell off the stand...

Once upon a time, just that one time
Once upon a time, why do I repeat it, it's a lame rhyme
But back to the story, I broke it, you're no longer mine

Yes it was priceless, owned by a king
Now it ain't worth a thing
But whyd'ya let me go?

Yes, it was priceless, fit for a king
More expensive than any bling
But woe, you let me go

And took the car
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la [x3]
And went far
La, la la la la laaaaaa

Oooooooh-oh oh oooooooh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhh
Oooooooh-oh oh oooooooh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhh

'Cause you really hurt me
No you really hurt me
Yes, you really hurt me
No really, you hurt me
'Cause you really hurt me
Ooooooooh you really hurt me, ooooooooh
Hey, did I mention that--
Ooooooooh you really hurt me...

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