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Song Parodies -> "You Make Me Throw Up"

Original Song Title:

"You Make Me Feel"

Original Performer:

Cobra Starship

Parody Song Title:

"You Make Me Throw Up"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Beauty lies in the eye of the beer holder, who, in this parody, tries steadfastly to hold her liquor upon laying eyes on her male "lead," a.k.a. Bar Guy.
Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!
Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!
Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!
Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!

[Rebekah Dub]
I’m sitting alone at the bar
Staring at you
Without the beer that I’ve been drinking all night
You’re less than a “two”

The good news is that with every sip of beer I chug down
You go up two points
But despite all the beer I drink
I exercise caution
Because I know
You’ll be ugly
You’ll be

[Bar Guy]
Everything you want despite my homeliness
I’ve got a penthouse equipped with king-size beds
Tell me what you want so I can satisfy your needs

[Rebekah Dub]
You make me throw up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
Don’t bring your hopes up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
I gotta throw up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
I’ll be hungover
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
You, you make me throw up

I think I’ll take the time to approach
‘Cause I like your shirt
But I can’t bear to string you along because
Then you will get hurt

The only possible way I could find you attractive
Is if I get drunk
Though despite all the beer I drink
I exercise caution
‘Cause I don’t want
Any regrets
Any

[Bar Guy]
But I’m all you want despite my homeliness
I’ve got a penthouse equipped with king-size beds
Tell me what you want so I can satisfy your needs

Ooh
Baby Girl, I really know how to please you
If you give me a chance then I can show you
Tell me what you want, your satisfaction’s guaranteed

[Rebekah Dub]
You make me throw up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
Don’t bring your hopes up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
I gotta throw up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
I’ll be hungover
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
You make me throw up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
Don’t bring your hopes up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
I gotta throw up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
I’ll be hungover
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)

Lights are dimming, lights are dimming
Suddenly you’re, suddenly you’re
Getting cuter, getting cuter

(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!
Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
You make me throw up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
Don’t bring your hopes up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
I gotta throw up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
I’ll be hungover
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
You make me throw up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
Don’t bring your hopes up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
I gotta throw up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
I’ll be hungover
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)

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Rob Arndt - January 09, 2012 - Report this comment
555! I have a booze song today as well :)
Rebekah Dub - January 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Sweet! I'm reading it now. =)
Wendy Christopher - January 10, 2012 - Report this comment
DKTOS (the first thing that came into my head was the 'You Make Feel(Like A Natural Woman) one, which put an interesting spin on your lyrics!) So I YouTube-searched the Cobra Starship song... and then it all fell into place. Nicely matches the feel of the OS, and made me laugh - poor guy though! A worthy 555.
Rebekah Dub - January 10, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Wendy. I'm glad you enjoyed it! =)

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