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Song Parodies -> "Opposite Of Alive"

Original Song Title:

"Opposite Of Adults"

Original Performer:

Chiddy Bang

Parody Song Title:

"Opposite Of Alive"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

Ok, there's a lot going on in this song. Dead ghoul B= Beetlejuice, Dead ghost C= Casper, dead wraith P= Poltergeist, dead man D= Dennis Rafkin (Thirteen Ghosts). Mystikal is a rapper, he has a hit song called "Danger (Been So Long)". Tip is another name for rapper T.I. who has a song called "Dead & Gone". This is the first song in a Halloween parody album I'm trying to complete titled, "Boo! It's Halloween Witch!" And it's also my 100th parody!!!!!!!! So glad to have finally hit that century mark! The story for the parody is a man discovers he's happier living in the afterlife than in the real world.
Intro: Dead ghoul B, dead ghost C, dead wraith P, dead man D
Oh yeah, we back
Oh and back from the dead by the way
Yeah, ghost! Yeah! Poltergeists!
And we pretty much amazin’
Can we hear the ghost song please? I got you!

Chorus: Ayo I once was alive, all I had was a life
Mo livin’ mo problems
When you’re alive you’re afraid and stuff
Now I’m dead, flyin’ high like a ghost
So free how we be, ev’rybody gettin’ scared by us
Ayo I once was a guy, livin’ just a mundane life
Now I’m ratt’lin’ long chains and them folks screamin’ loud from us
Cuz scarin’ is hearty, afterlife is a party

Verse 1: Remember I used to live, adequate, days I was animate
Now it’s ghouls and ghosts, hidin’ in your cabinet
Stay away, stay away, I’m the Reaper
Now when I go shop, all that I want seems cheaper
I remember got dismembered as a man I was so dull
And now I scare on all the pretty girls with own skull
I love my gravestone, call it my home
Mystical style, Mystikal “danger!” I moan
I can make these people run like for their lives
Horror, wet their pants with floating knives
And I could care less ‘bout who drives
It doesn’t matter, I’m not the one that survives
This is real true, just tellin’ you what I know
Got get the Myst’ry Team, but I ain’t got a mask yo
And Casper, thank you for the rap
Now we play like we are friendly
Until we scare their crap, like BOO!

Chorus: Ayo I once was alive, all I had was a life
Mo livin’ mo problems
When you’re alive you’re afraid and stuff
Now I’m dead, flyin’ high like a ghost
So free how we be, ev’rybody gettin’ scared by us
Ayo I once was a guy, livin’ just a mundane life
Now I’m ratt’lin’ long chains and them folks screamin’ loud from us
Cuz scarin’ is hearty, afterlife is a party, I’m afterlivin’ up!

Verse 2: Though I may be a little body withdrawn
Somebody tell Tip that I’m not “Dead & Gone”
Cuz this ghost thing’s nothing like “Ghost” see
A disaster, not at all like Casper
Livin’ in Hereafter, floating through like Rapture
Tryin’ to guess what did matter, in the time you capture
Afterlife you master, Poltergeist and such
Where you at? “Here’s Johnny!” That’s a little much
They say, “Why you haunting all the Earth for?”
I say you folks scare easy, good horror
This autumn don’t call Ghostbusters any-more
I’m a ghost, don’t think to lock up your doors
And let me scream with ya, don’t let you’re dreams get ya
I’m the spirit haunting Amityville has, blood drippa
This dude is, the coolest
So BOO! All true I’m the ghoul-est!

Chorus: Ayo I once was alive, all I had was a life
Mo livin’ mo problems
When you’re alive you’re afraid and stuff
Now I’m dead, flyin’ high like a ghost
So free how we be, ev’rybody gettin’ scared by us
Ayo I once was a guy, livin’ just a mundane life
Now I’m ratt’lin’ long chains and them folks screamin’ loud from us
Cuz scarin’ is hearty, afterlife is a party, I’m afterlivin’ up!

Chorus: Ayo I once was alive, all I had was a life
Mo livin’ mo problems
When you’re alive you’re afraid and stuff
Now I’m dead, flyin’ high like a ghost
So free how we be, ev’rybody gettin’ scared by us
Ayo I once was a guy, livin’ just a mundane life
Now I’m ratt’lin’ long chains and them folks screamin’ loud from us
Cuz scarin’ is hearty, afterlife is a party, I’m afterlivin’ up!

Chorus: Ayo I once was alive, all I had was a life
Mo livin’ mo problems
When you’re alive you’re afraid and stuff
Now I’m dead, flyin’ high like a ghost
So free how we be, ev’rybody gettin’ scared by us
Ayo I once was a guy, livin’ just a mundane life
Now I’m ratt’lin’ long chains and them folks screamin’ loud from us
Cuz scarin’ is hearty, afterlife is a party, I’m afterlivin’ up!
October 8, 2011. Please RATE and COMMENT :)!

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Porfle Popnecker - June 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I wish they'd run across this guy on "Ghost Hunters."
Agrimorfee - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
"Afterlivin' up!" Hehehe. Great hiphop sense and ghostly sentiment. Perfect pace and great rhymes, but it really needs more chorus change.
Max Power - July 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Sounds like a monster party. It'll be perfect for SyFy channel...except this parody has better quality than whatever the channel made these days. In fact, this parody would be too good to get mixed up with SyFy's z-list movies.
bobpiecheese - July 08, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) Really great stuff here, my only critisicims are that some of the lines were a bit clunky (but I can let that slide because rap is a bee-yatch to parody) and like Agri said, it's a pity the choruses were the same. Hauntingly excellent, 555!
Abbott Skelding - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
I have to agree with bobpiecheese, few things I would change, but overall it's a darn good spoof!
Matthias - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
I loved the title sub and I always like a good horror based Halloween parody. That's why most of my list is about scary stuff because scary things are always hilarious!
D-Mon - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) I too love the "Afterlivin' up!" line! It's extremely clever. I also loved ll the great references you had in this one. I especially liked the Scooby Doo and T.I. references. Great joB!

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