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Song Parodies -> "Gun Buy-Backs"

Original Song Title:

"Want U Back"

Original Performer:

Cher Lloyd

Parody Song Title:

"Gun Buy-Backs"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

PO, tired of playin’ gun law games
Offering no questions trades
They’re willing to pay-pay-pay
Reduction is what it’s all about
Takin’ firearms from all round town
Will it bring the violence down-down-down?

Direct result of all the small town massacres
Resorting to local last-ditch measures
Second Amendment rights and shooting pleasures
Get Lefties, get Lefties pissed

The DEMs can pass all the strict gun laws they want
Ownership’s on the rise, and is goin’ strong!
NRA finds ways to give us all the guns we want
Gets Lefties, gets Lefties pissed

Guns by the tons, watch the sales skyrocket
A background check, 10 day wait- you’ve got it
F gun buy-backs, F gun buy-backs
Just won‘t do, won’t stop attacks
Numbers look good, all the guns they’re buyin’
Won’t stop all the rounds in the air still flyin’
F gun buy-backs, F gun buy-backs
Just won‘t do, won’t stop attacks

Please, stop this absurdity
We will never be gun-free
Despite all anti-gun pleas-pleas-pleas
PO clearly didn't think this through
Buying back junk guns like fools
AKs and ARs are few-few-few

Direct result of all the small town massacres
Resorting to local last-ditch measures
Second Amendment rights and shooting pleasures
Get Lefties, get Lefties pissed

The DEMs can pass all the strict gun laws they want
Ownership’s on the rise, and is goin’ strong!
NRA finds ways to give us all the guns we want
Gets Lefties, gets Lefties pissed

Guns by the tons, watch the sales skyrocket
A background check, 10 day wait- you’ve got it
F gun buy-backs, F gun buy-backs
Just won‘t do, won’t stop attacks
Numbers look good, all the guns they’re buyin’
Won’t stop all the rounds in the air still flyin’
F gun buy-backs, F gun buy-backs
Just won‘t do, won’t stop attacks

What’s new? Incidents spur gun sales climb
Violence won’t decline, you know it’s so
Cash move. Incentive won’t deter
Shootings and mass-murder, you know it’s so
Arms flow!

The DEMs can pass all the strict gun laws they want
Ownership’s on the rise, and is goin’ strong!
NRA finds ways to give us all the guns we want
Gets Lefties, gets Lefties pissed

Guns by the tons, watch the sales skyrocket
A background check, 10 day wait- you’ve got it
F gun buy-backs, F gun buy-backs
Just won‘t do, won’t stop attacks
Numbers look good, all the guns they’re buyin’
Won’t stop all the rounds in the air still flyin’
F gun buy-backs, F gun buy-backs
Just won‘t do, won’t stop attacks

Despite the trend, just doesn’t matter
Sales soarrrrrrrr!!!

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Patrick - January 07, 2013 - Report this comment
The big Los Angeles gun buy back netted two empty plastic tubes from fired AT4 or M72 launchers. $200 each. I could have gotten the sellers more than that. I wish they would have another one here in KC, and offer some serious prices. Last time I sold broken shotguns, cap pistols, low grade Saturday Night Specials for $50 each and used money to buy good gun. Next time, forget the grocery coupons and offer serious cash. Collectors and amateur gunsmiths turn in their rusty junk, widows turn in their late husbands valuable collector items. Politicians have photo op, even if they have to bring in assault rifles from somewhere else. Anything good, the cops grab for themselves or to resell on the street.
Rob Arndt - January 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Cali does both the cash and coupons as well as good will turn-ins... just depends on the region. Cali also has the most guns in the US, more than Texas!!! In LA alone gang-members are said to possess millions and then there's the illegal border guns. Due to the massacres and threat of new legislation, Cali arms sales are way up. I want to go out and buy too but don't have the budget anymore for vast arsenals of combo weapons. And some of the best I can't get, even from another state. Would love a Nikonov An-94 assault rifle + GSh-18 pistol. The Kriss Vector SMG looks neat too as well as the ATI Zombie version of the Rossi Revolver Rifle! Thrown in some Italian tactical shotguns, a Walther P-99QA .40 cal, and an Erma SR-100 .338LM sniper. Maybe a Beretta M94R 3-rd burst pistol too and of course a good old Mauser K98K with 4x scope :)

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