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Song Parodies -> "No One Knows This Gem Like Me"

Original Song Title:

"Like Me"

Original Performer:

Chely Wright

Parody Song Title:

"No One Knows This Gem Like Me"

Parody Written by:

Mare Garrel

The Lyrics

Inspired by those times where being a fan of someone for so long really makes you "know" them seemingly better than the people that really do.
You've entertained me, through all of these years
Your voice is like nothing that you'd usually hear
You've been through some changes, throughout your whole life
And well, as for your style, you're sharp as a knife

I can't ever mistake you, it does not matter where
If I heard you behind me, I would know you were there
Your laugh is contagious, your smile so bright
The minute I see you, my life is alright

You help me through problems, shatter my pain
But nothing can say it, no I just can't explain
Just how much I love you, and how much you mean
Not even the hardcores know you like me

No nobody out there knows you like me

It took quite awhile, for your voice to change
That made it unique, with a nice pleasant range
You became successful, and who you are now
I still know it's you when I hear your sound

You help me through problems, shatter my pain
But nothing can say it, no I just can't explain
Just how much I love you, and how much you mean
Not even your agents know you like me

You're still as charming as back in the day
You treat all the fans just like friends
The crowds come in millions
You're still playing sellouts, they don't want that song to end

You help me through problems, shatter my pain
But nothing can say it, no I just can't explain
Just how much I love you, and how much you mean
Your wife doesn't even know you like me
Your wife doesn't even know you like me

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Christie Marie M - August 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Very charming and romantical like always! :) Those names that I can guess are inspired by Bee Gees, Rick Springfield, Phil Collins, or Wayne Newton, perhaps....or is one of the contestants of American Idol? Great satire that even it touched my heart!
Mare Garrel - August 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Glad you liked it. That's what I always go for. :) You know who it's about now, but great "guesshing" LOL

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