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Song Parodies -> "Christian Grey"

Original Song Title:

"Marvin Gaye"

Original Performer:

Charlie Puth

Parody Song Title:

"Christian Grey"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

ft. Meghan Trainor. This couple keeps their love life hot with a particular trend repopularized by the hit book series "The 50 Shades of Grey". You know the one I'm talking about ;)
Chorus: Let’s Christian Grey and form a bond
Here’s a black wig to hide your blonde
You grant my wishes and beyond
Please don’t respond
Just Christian Grey and form a bond

Verse 1: We rent out old used prison cells
Don’t have to care if someone yells
Just keep that safe word to your self
It’s Twilight Fan-fic birthed from Hell (yeah)
Whoa, there’s yearning my eyes
As you pull the mask on (as you pull the mask on)
Yes, it’s leather (yes, it’s leather)
For your pleasure (for your pleasure)
And I brought a stick, not to measure you

Chorus: Let’s Christian Grey and form a bond
You’ve got that paddle in your palms
It’s so much more fun when you’re bombed
It corresponds
Let’s Christian Grey and form a bond
We got the whips and chains for free
From an old store that’s run by queens
Just spank me with that sparkl-y wand
Of which I’m fond
Just Christian Grey and form a bond

Verse 2: And when I flip you upside down
You wear a flipped right side-up frown
I’ll be your queen without a crown
I just want you in a gown
I’ve got to have you, babe
Whoa there’s candles all around
That match my fire (oh, they match our fire)
Pour their drippings (pour their drippings)
While we’re stripping (while we’re stripping)
Until one of us is splitting in two

Bridge: Let’s Christian Grey and form a bond
Ooo babe… like that one Rihanna song, yeah
Some may choose to just abscond
That’s their loss
Well Christian Grey and form a bond

Chorus: Let’s Christian Grey and form a bond!
It’s much more healthy than a pond
If skinny-dipping sounds like fun
Just know you’re wrong
Just Christian Grey and form a bond, babe
You’ve got to be kind of a tease
You’re screaming mercy mercy please
Just look what Ed and Bella spawned
And it’s the bomb
Let’s Christian Grey and form a bond

You grant my wishes and beyond
Please don’t respond
Just Christian Grey and form a bond
Oo!
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Rob Arndt - May 02, 2016 - Report this comment
"Fifty Shades Darker" comes out sometime in January 2017. 555!
John Lomain - May 02, 2016 - Report this comment
DKTOS but this flows well. skinny-dipping is fun, did that a lot recently 5's
Abbott Skelding - May 07, 2016 - Report this comment
I like the OS and the "Marvin Gaye/Christian Grey" switch is almost too perfect! Thought I've never seen the movie (or read the books), you described it with enough detail that nothing seemed lost on me. Well done!
Matthias - May 08, 2016 - Report this comment
I agree with Abbott in saying that is a PERFECT title sub. Loved this parody including you hating on somebody for going skinny dipping while you do crazy sex acts lol
bobpiecheese - May 16, 2016 - Report this comment
(ABC) I was kinda hoping that you'd bring up how Christian Grey is kind of a complete douchebag and not the best model for an S&M relationship, but otherwise this was a nice twist on your standard love song. Love the Rihanna reference. 555 gimp suits!
Agrimorfee - May 16, 2016 - Report this comment
First time hearing this OS...jeezus pleesus, what a pile of crap...your parody took the piss right out of it. The Flip you upside down part was my favorite line. Thanks for the giggles.
red ant - May 18, 2016 - Report this comment
Just keep that safe word to your self, I brought a stick, not to measure you, and You wear a flipped right side-up frown were my faves. was able to appreciate most of this tho i havent seen the movie

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