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Song Parodies -> "(Push) 2019 Aside"

Original Song Title:

"Washington on Your Side"

Original Performer:

Cast of Hamilton

Parody Song Title:

"(Push) 2019 Aside"

Parody Written by:

Chris Wolvie

The Lyrics

DAMN, it's been a while. I promise I'll try to crank out a parody once a month in 2020. But, as I've done the last three years, here's a JibJib-esque recap of 2019. I always wanted to try doing one of the "Hamilton" songs. I'll admit the pacing might be off a bit but...I got stuck with the chorus in my head and had to go with that. Anyway, Share and Enjoy!
It will be nice, it will be nice
To push twenty-nineteen side
It will be nice, it will be nice
To push twenty-nineteen side

Twenty-nineteen has put almost the whole world in traction
Riots, protests, random killings, such horrible actions
TRUMP: Mueller's report has cleared my name, you Dems; I can't be reached
TRUMP: Hey, Ukraine? Get me dirt on Biden
WHISTLE BLOWER: I heard that!
DEMOCRATS: IMPEACH!
GRETA THUNBERG: Made "Person of the Year"!
TIME: We shredded trees to tell folks so. (GRETA: Awwwww)
LORI LAUGHLIN: Put my kids into college
COLLEGE ADMIN: Hah!
LORI LAUGHLIN: Here's some cash
COLLEGE ADMIN: Fine, they can go.
BOB IGER: We bought up FOX and you can see the tale on Disney+
MARK MILLEY: We fin'lly conquered ISIL; Iraq's free!
TALIBAN: What about us?!
Ryan's making millions; others sing "Baby Shark"
We're in a trade war with China while Hong Kong is burning and PRK's in the dark
Hunchback of Notre Dame is homeless thanks to wicked flames
At least Assange, Kraft and El Chapo are receiving blame

It will be nice, it will be nice
To push twenty-nineteen side
It will be nice, it will be nice
To push twenty-nineteen side
Don't bother to sort it out (NEWS: We sure can't!)
Just get off the ride
It will be nice, it will be nice
To push twenty-nineteen side

So, there's two dozen Democrats running and...
Wait, some just dropped out and others just joined in so...
ELIZABETH WARREN: Bernie's a joke!
BERNIE SANDERS: I had a stroke!
KAMALA HARRIS: So long, you blokes!
MICHAEL BLOOMBERG: I make more bank than ALL you old croaks!
BORIS JOHNSON: I'll bring UK closure to Brexit
HASSAN ROUHANI: Keep all your drones out, U.S., or you will regret it!
DOW JONES: The world's economy is like a yo-yo!
EVO MENDES, GIUSEPPE CONTE & THERESA MAY: We had to resign!

Dorian flattened Bahamas at will
Guns at a Walmart get twenty-two killed
Couple of earthquakes scare up L.A.
And much of the Amazon's burned away
Flooding in India, Kenya, Italy
Record high temps making more ice caps history
But we don't care; we're obsessed with the "Endgame"
And Brady winning a low-scoring game
This world is f#$%ed!

Oh!
MEAN GENE OKERLAND: I'm here up in Heaven interviewing ghosts
Oh!
MEAN GENE OKERLAND: Like "Super Dave", I.M. Pei and Peter Tork
Oh!
MEAN GENE OKERLAND: I'm talking to Oscar and Big Bird as well
Oh!
DEVIL: Motherf@#$%n' Epstein and Koch are in hell!
Oh!
DR. JOHN: Am I in the wrong place?
ROSS PEROT: No, here's the deal...
Oh!
LEE IACOCCA: Let's burn ALL the rubber!
DARYL DRAGON: I so miss Tennille
Oh!
TIM CONWAY: At least I can stop being "Dorf", so there's that
ARTE JOHNSON: In'teresting hat
PETER FONDA: It's HEAVEN, cats!
So long, Grumpy Cat...

It will be nice, it will be nice...
Twenty-nineteen gave ulcers aplenty
It will be nice, it will be nice...
Now let's pray for twenty-twenty
There were some nice times, for sure
That can't be denied
Still...
It will be nice, it will be nice
To push twenty-nineteen side
Happy New Year...such as it is.

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