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Song Parodies -> "In-Med School Edition"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Carrie the Musical

Parody Song Title:

"In-Med School Edition"

Parody Written by:

Not a Med Student

The Lyrics

Stop. Go. Who am I? Move.
Ha! Come on, come in.
(Father, Mother, Preacher, Teacher)
Failure! Am I? Am I? Am I?
No. Am I? Am I stupid? Am I hopeless? Am I?

Violence! Silence!
Broken. Used. Black. Bruised.
What about me? What about me?
I dream! I drown! I wait!

Every day, I just pray.
Every move I make is right.
Where I go, what I know.
Will I sleep enough on Saturday night?

And I worry,
what if I mess up one bit?
I worry,
what can I possibly do to fit in?
Perfect clothes. Notes.
The perfect grades, face, all ace!

All these folks, total jokes
All they do is kick my ass!
Blah blah blah blah (continues)
They should just be glad I’m passing this class.

I don't worry,
About the MCAT
I worry,
what can I possibly do?
To squeeze in, pow!
Why not now?
When will I belong?

Look where I am, damn!
my whole life feels wrong!
What if I do snap?
Holy Crap!
I'd crawl out of my skin
and so will you!
'cuz life just doesn't begin
until you're in!

Don't you all have somewhere to be?

There's somewhere I'd like to be Dr. G

What are you Mr Nolan, 12?
Tommy Ross, wash those hands
and make sure to check the tongue!

Yes ma'am.

Hey you two, wrong room.

And you, Chris Hargensen,
lose the gum before class.

Where should I put it Dr. Gardner?

Anywhere you like,
just get it out of your mouth.
Carrie White get a move on,
Dissection in two minutes!

Hah. Hah.

God, it's rough. Stayin' tough.
Wonderin' what the world will say.
"Make a plan!"
"Be a man!"
All this frickin' bullshit gets in the way!

I go crazy!
Nobody cares what it does to me.
It's crazy!
I would go out of my mind.
To fit in, shit.
In is it.
What comes close to that?
Until you've been, in,
you aint where it's at

'Cuz when you're out,
well, life is hell.
You can never win.
There's no doubt that
life just doesn't begin
until you're... aww!

Way to go Carrie!

Yeah, way to blow it!


Hit the lockers girls,
go change up!

Our father who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
thy kingdom come
thy will be done
on Earth as it is in Heaven.

And some day
if I don't mess up one bit
oh some day
I may be clever enough
to get in

Geez! Shoot me please!
Put me out of my pain!
Am I a mess? Yes!
Totally insane!

If I am not passed,
I’ll be outcast
that's the greatest sin!

I'd rather be shot!
'Cuz, life just doesn't begin...
Doesn't begin... Doesn't begin...
Doesn't begin... Doesn't begin...
Until you're in!

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