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Song Parodies -> "Your flesh looks tasty"

Original Song Title:

"Call me maybe"

Original Performer:

Carly Rae Jespen

Parody Song Title:

"Your flesh looks tasty"

Parody Written by:

Chance Gollnick

The Lyrics

Comment, Rate....Call me maybe?
I sunk my teeth in your skull,
your brains, they tasted so well.
I looked at you as you fell,
please don't run away.
I traded food for your flesh,
Forks for something delish.
I just wanted a kiss
Please don't run away.
Your fear was showin', Blood smeared face, screams were flowin'
Zombies always groaning
Where ya think your going, tasty?

Hey, i just met you,
an this is crazy.
But im a zombie,
an your flesh looks tasty.
It's hard to look past,
your brains baby
But im a zombie,
and your flesh looks tasty
Hey, i just met you,
an this is crazy.
But im a zombie,
an your flesh looks tasty.
And all the other ones,
Don't seem to faze me
But im a zombie,
and your flesh looks tasty.

You took your time with em all
It took no time at all
You ate so many babies
but please, don't run away.
I beg, plead and squeal
The first bite felt too real
I didn't know i would feel
please don't run away

Your fear was showin', Blood smeared face, screams were flowin'
Zombies always groaning
Where ya think your going, tasty?
Hey, i just met you,
an this is crazy.
But im a zombie,
an your flesh looks tasty.
It's hard to look past,
your brains baby
But im a zombie,
an your flesh looks tasty.
Hey, i just met you,
an this is crazy.
But im a zombie,
an your flesh looks tasty.
And all the other ones,
Don't seem to faze me
But im a zombie,
and your flesh looks tasty.
Before you ate my flesh,
I wasn't that half bad
I wasn't that half bad
I wasn't that half, that half bad
Before you ate my flesh,
I wasn't that half bad
And I shoulda known,
I wasn't that half bad
It's hard to look past,
your brains baby
But im a zombie,
and your flesh looks tasty
Hey, i just met you,
an this is crazy.
But im a zombie,
an your flesh looks tasty.
And all the other ones,
don't seem to faze me
But im a zombie,
an your flesh looks tasty.
Before you ate my flesh,
I wasn't that half bad
I wasn't that half bad
I wasn't that half, that half bad
Before you ate my flesh,
I wasn't that half bad
I shoulda known,
your flesh looks tasty.

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