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Song Parodies -> "Vote in Romney"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me Maybe"

Original Performer:

Carly Rae Jepsen

Parody Song Title:

"Vote in Romney"

Parody Written by:

Bob O'Mara

The Lyrics

Vote In Romney

How did America get
Eleven-trillion in debt?
I think our biggest regret
was putting you in charge.

You promised health-care for all.
Taxpayers will take the fall.
Our nation hit a brick wall.
And yet you're still in charge.

Jobs are declining.
Unemployment's rising.
There's no compromising.
Government downsizing, maybe?


Hey, I don't get you. You're such a commie.
Need new incumbent, so vote in Romney.

Now, he's not perfect, but you wronged me.
Down with O-bummer. Now vote in Romney.

Hey, when I vet you, you never awe me.
We need November to vote in Romney.

Go back to Illinois. Eat your dog meat.
Your days are numbered. Now vote in Romney.


The first amendment means squat,
when in the Whitehouse you got
A man who inhales his pot.
Why is this man in charge?

He alters all of the facts.
Health-care law is a tax.
This president needs the ax, but
yet he's still in charge.

No longer buyin'
all his dirty lyin'.
Him and good ol' Biden
Better start goodbye'n, maybe?


Hey, I don't get you. You're such a commie.
Need new incumbent, so vote in Romney.

Now, he's not perfect, but you wronged me.
Down with O-bummer. Now vote in Romney.

Hey, when I vet you, you never awe me.
We need November to vote in Romney.

Go back to Illinois. Eat your dog meat.
Your days are numbered. Now vote in Romney.


You tried to bring our nation down.
You messed up so bad. You messed up so bad.
You messed up so, so bad.

Instead of turning us around,
you messed up so bad. You messed up so bad.
You messed up so, so bad.


You made Osama, an O-Zombie?
Good for O-Bummer! Still vote in Romney!


Hey, I don't get you. You're such a commie.
Need new incumbent, so vote in Romney.

Go back to Illinois. Eat your dog meat.
Your days are numbered. Now vote in Romney.


You tried to bring our nation down.
You messed up so bad. You messed up so bad.
You messed up so, so bad.

Instead of turning us around,
you messed up so bad.
And you should know that

I'm voting Romney.

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Michael Pacholek - August 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Osama bin Laden is dead and the American economy is alive. The least you could do is thank President Obama by voting for him, instead of voting for a guy who supports taking from the poor to give to the rich, destroying Medicare, going to war with Iran, and redefining rape.
Mitt - August 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Go the war with Iran?! I'll model my admin on their misogynistic theocracy.
Brock O'Brahma - August 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Good parody, Bob. Is bin Laden dead? Imagine if he'd been caught while Dubya was in office and been buried at sea. The hypocrite liberals and their lamestream media would be apoplectic with conspiracy theories. We actually saw Saddam Hussein's final justice and pictures of his dead sons. Never saw Osama. War with Iran? Obama the Muslim would laugh with glee if Isreal gets nuked. With Romney, the rich will create millions of jobs so the middle class and poor can take care of themselves. Romney and Ryan have disavowed Akin's rape comment, which liberal buffoons seem to ignore. From one BOB to another, 555. Keep 'em coming!
MP4 - August 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Mitt's no great prize either, but it's not a politician's job to save us from ourselves. "Smart" diplomacy has been a total failure and the American economy is on life support. The least we can do to that racist commie traitor illegally squatting in the White House is vote his fascist keister out, instead of allowing him to go on murdering hundreds of thousands of small businesses while paying huge bonuses to corporate fat cats, stealing from Medicare and our entire health care system in general to pay for death panels and a nevertheless unaffordable Canadian-style bureaucracy that the vast majority of America wants repealed and eliminated, going to war for oil with Libya (and Iran!) without so much as a friendly authorization from Congress, and helping fascist misandrists like Fluke and Nazi Pelosi rape the whole country. He should be grateful we can't have him and all of his supporters executed for treason, which is the least they deserve.
Hu's On First - August 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Actually, Mitt Romney won't cut the debt, at least not according to these fiscal analysts: http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/Articles/2012/02/23/Lower-the-Deficit-Not-with-These-GOP-Candidates.aspx The only positive thing that could be said about his economic plan is that he'd raise the debt slightly less than Obama. Of course, if the GOP had nominated the only candidate who WOULD cut the debt, this wouldn't have been a problem. Unfortunately the Romney campaign used dirty tricks and (most likely) election rigging to prevent that candidate from even having a chance. Too bad.
Hu's On First - August 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Also, there's really no such thing as "misandry". That's just a made-up term that misogynists use to deflect criticism of their own views, IMO.
Mitt - August 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Brock, Brock! We only disavow Akin for expediency. That marvelous man speaks for us, but, you know, we want to get elected.
Meriadoc - August 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Pacing was spot on and lots of matched rhymes. Best line: "You messed up so, so bad" No comment on the subject matter. The above commentary at both ends of the very very long yardstick are the reason one will never again see an M&P political parody. It just ain't worth it. Good job.
FYI - August 22, 2012 - Report this comment
You know, the question that keeps occurring to people whenever liars like MP there spout off wild accusations against Mitt Romney is, even if those leftards were delusional enough to believe a single word they're saying, how would anything they say he's going to do be any different from what this failed regime of theirs is already doing?
Wat's On Second - August 22, 2012 - Report this comment
There's really no such thing as "misogyny". That's just a made-up term that feminazis use to deflect criticism of their promiscuity, baby-murdering, and hate-mongering.
constitution guy - August 22, 2012 - Report this comment
MP - taking from the poor? how bout taking from everyone except the rich businesses odumba bailed out and those who will contribute back to this idiot child. the gall and nerve of these demoncrats. it's this simple- the economy sucks and has since 2007 when the demoncrats took control of the budget and ran us broke from then until now. bush gets blamed but congress sets the budgets, not the president. liberals have us in ruin. let's rid the white house of the war starting, war continuing liar odumba.

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