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Song Parodies -> "Eating on Romney"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me Maybe"

Original Performer:

Carly Rae Jepsen

Parody Song Title:

"Eating on Romney"

Parody Written by:

Maxine Anderson

The Lyrics

This president needs the ax, but great the pulls vote in Romney. The first amendment means squat, that's hard I know you love me.
Verse 1: How did America get Eleven-trillion in debt?
I think our biggest regret was putting you in charge.
You promised health-care for all.
Taxpayers will take the fall.
Our nation hit a brick wall.
And yet you're still in charge.

Hook: Jobs are declining.
Unemployment's rising.
There's no compromising.
Government downsizing, maybe?

Chorus: Hey, I don't get you, you're such a commie.
Need new incumbent, so vote in Romney.
Now, he's not perfect, but you wronged me.
Down with O-bummer, now vote in Romney.
Hey, when I vet you, you never awe me.
We need November to vote in Romney.
Go back to Illinois, eat your dog meat.
Your days are numbered, now vote in Romney.

Verse 2: The first amendment means squat, when in the White House you got
A man who inhales his pot.
Why is this man in charge?
He alters all of the facts.
Health-care law is a tax.
This president needs the ax, but yet he's still in charge.

Hook: No longer buying all his dirty lying.
Him and good old Biden
Better start goodbye and, maybe?

Chorus: Hey, I don't get you, you're such a commie.
Need new incumbent, so vote in Romney.
Now, he's not perfect, but you wronged me.
Down with O-bummer, now vote in Romney.
Hey, when I vet you, you never awe me.
We need November to vote in Romney.
Go back to Illinois, eat your dog meat.
Your days are numbered, now vote in Romney.

Bridge: You tried to bring our nation down, you messed up so bad.
You messed up so bad.
You messed up so, so bad.
Instead of turning us around, you messed up so bad.
You messed up so bad.
You messed up so, so bad.

You made Osama, an O-Zombie?
Good for O-Bummer, still vote in Romney!

Chorus: Hey, I don't get you, you're such a commie.
Need new incumbent, so vote in Romney.
Go back to Illinois, eat your dog meat.
Your days are numbered, now vote in Romney.

Outro: You tried to bring our nation down, you messed up so bad.
You messed up so bad.
You messed up so, so bad.
Instead of turning us around, you messed up so bad.
And you should know that
I'm voting Romney.

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CML - August 27, 2019 - Report this comment
Pretty good translation of "Call Me Maybe"; but you're 7 years behind the times, arent you? Or maybe you're ahead by 6 months, seeing as how Romney may challenge Trump in 2020 ..... This is a good song to parody, especially the goofy chorus. I used it to tell the entire plot of "Moby Dick", under the title of "Call Me Moby."

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