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Song Parodies -> "I Have Rabies"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me Maybe"

Original Performer:

Carly Rae Jepsen

Parody Song Title:

"I Have Rabies"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Inspired by this meme that I saw on Facebook some time ago.
You went camping this weekend
With the crazies you call friends
Who’d think that it would be the
Beginning of the end?

I hope you didn’t need your
Need your money all that bad
Bet you weren’t looking for this
And now you’re going mad

I appeared furry
And I had a scurry
I saw you approaching
Did you think I was a kitty?

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But I just bit you
And I have rabies
I sure hope that your doctor is in
‘Cause I just bit you
And I have rabies

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But I just bit you
And I have rabies
I sure hope that you have lots of sick time
‘Cause I just bit you
And I have rabies

You threw a cat toy at me
And I snatched it up with glee
I found your milk and cookies
And ate it happily

You said, “Here kitty kitty.”
I obediently
Came over and sat on your lap
And you petted me

I felt so furry
My run was a scurry
Are you blind or something?
I am not a fucking kitty!

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But I just bit you
And I have rabies
I sure hope you have good insurance
‘Cause I just bit you
And I have rabies

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But I just bit you
And I have rabies
Your friends stare upon you with pity
‘Cause I just bit you
And I have rabies

Damn, I could only imagine
Shots in my stomach
Shots in my stomach
Shots inside my stomach
Damn, I could only imagine
Shots in my stomach
At the hospital
At the cold hospital

Your stupidity’s overwhelming
Because I bit you,
You now have rabies

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But I just bit you
And I have rabies
I really hope that you don’t get fired
‘Cause I just bit you
And I have rabies

Damn, I could only imagine
Shots in my stomach
Shots in my stomach
Shots inside my stomach
Damn, I could only imagine
Shots in my stomach
At the hospital
All ‘cause of rabies

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Rob Arndt - July 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey, we used the same OS today! 555! Now don't go foaming at the mouth!
Rebekah Dub - July 13, 2015 - Report this comment
I'll have to check it out! :)
Callmelennie - July 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Ooh! Ooh! --What about me, Rebekkah? I once did one called "Call me, Moby" wherein I summarize the entire plot of "Moby Dick" to the tune of "Call me, Maybe." I'm very proud of it. Maybe you could check that one out, too
Rebekah Dub - July 13, 2015 - Report this comment
That sounds awesome. I'll make sure to check that one out also!

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