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Song Parodies -> "Call Them Crazy"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me Maybe"

Original Performer:

Carly Rae Jepsen

Parody Song Title:

"Call Them Crazy"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Baldwin Sisters from "The Waltons!"
Route 6 between Esmont and Scottsville
Lived two ladies that lived, oh... quite well
Sister spinster Southern Belles
Those sweet "two old ladies"

Making "the recipe" as Papa wished
One wished for Ashley Longworth's kiss
Begged every guest to have a sip
As Sheriff Bridges looked away

Mason jars were holdin'
Moonshine, never knowin'
Clear or Amber showin'
Was not an elixir, strictly-speakin'!

(Chorus)
No one had the guts to
Tell Miss Emily or Mamie
That liquor was illegal
'Cause they were crazy!

Its didn't seem right
To hurt those ladies
Who got drunk all the time
'Cause they were crazy!

Grandpa Zeb would drop by
Uh... occasionally
To sip, sing, and dance
With those kind ladies

Sometimes the ladies had calls
Other times threw a ball
Olivia and Grandma were appalled
The ladies "sinful" ways

Recipe, Homer Lee did steal
Rev Fordwick drunk was so real
The "Good Batch" had its appeal
Much to Olivia's dismay

Mason jars were holdin'
Moonshine, never knowin'
Clear or Amber showin'
Was not an elixir, strictly-speakin'!

(Chorus)

Part of Walton's Mountain life
The Misses were not considered bad
Spinsters never became wives, sad
Oh that was so, so sad

Part of Walton's Mountain life
Made the community so glad
Gave freely of what they did have
Even though they were mad, mad, mad!

(Chorus)

Part of Walton's Mountain life
The Misses were never considered bad
Spinsters never became wives, sad
Oh that was so, so sad

Part of Walton's Mountain life
Made the community so glad
Gave freely of what they did have
Even though they were mad, mad, mad!

'Cause they were crazy!!!








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Rebekah Dub - July 14, 2015 - Report this comment
Cute parody you have here. :)
Rob Arndt - July 14, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Rebekah... I may have to do "Little House on the Prairie" at some point!!!

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