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Song Parodies -> "Maul Me Freddy"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me Maybe"

Original Performer:

Carly Rae Jepsen

Parody Song Title:

"Maul Me Freddy"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

When it comes to meeting Freddy Krueger there are some things you just expect to happen and when they don't you can be pretty disappointed even if it means you get to stay alive...
I took a nap on the couch
And met that burn victim grouch
He's in that boiler room crouched
Knew soon I'd be in pain

Long nails he'll use to scratch
And give my body a gash
Ever since he met that match
That made him full of flames

Lame lines he's using
"Prime Time, Welcome to it!"
In fright, Blood is oozin'
All because I'm snoozin', Freddy!

You made me sweat dude
Cause I'll be dead meat!
While in my slumber
You'll maul me Freddy!

From claws I'll be sliced
Mind's unsteady
It's such a bummer
You'll maul me Freddy!

You're such a threat dude
That Elm Street's shady
Each time kids slumber
You'll maul them Freddy

My sleeping you'll destroy
Get your knives ready
While sawing lumber
You'll maul me Freddy!

I was prepared for a brawl
But now I'm feeling appalled
Because this nightmare had stalled
My guts they didn't splay

A couch potato, Lost zeal
You aren't making teens squeal
You're glued to "Let's Make a Deal" sh*t
But still I am your prey

On chips you're munching
Fat ass, Chair you're busting
This bites, Blood's not gushing
Adrenaline's not rushing, Boring!

We used to fret, Dude
But now you're heavy!
Get off the sofa
And maul me Freddy!

Changed shape to cause frights
Fast and peppy!
You were a horror!
Come maul me Freddy!!!

Our pants we wet too
It's so upsetting
Once a skilled hunter
Come maul me Freddy!!!

But now I'm so annoyed
You're a disgrace, Geeze!
If you were younger
You'd maul me Freddy!

Before you used to cause me strife
You sliced my friend Chad
And my cousin Brad
Attacks were so, so rad!

But now you only use those knives
To cut your Big Mac
Get up you sad sack!
You gotta hack and slash (slash, slash)

I want you to fight
Make confetti
Like slicing butter
Come maul me Freddy!!!

Don't watch the Jets dude
And chomp spaghetti
It's such a blunder
Come maul me Freddy!

It's something you enjoyed
Come and waste me!
Hid in your bunker
Won't maul me Freddy...

Since now you've got yourself a wife
You're looking so sad
So lazy and fat
Your sweater's stretched so bad

Before you used to cause me strife
Wearing your brown hat
My blood would go "Splat!"

Just maul me Freddy!!!

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Freddy Claws - September 17, 2013 - Report this comment
This parody is dead-1s!

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