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Song Parodies -> "Safe We'll Pound"

Original Song Title:

"Safe And Sound"

Original Performer:

Capital Cities

Parody Song Title:

"Safe We'll Pound"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

A gang of thugs attempts to pull of the biggest bank robbery of the century... Will they pull it off? Read and find out!
We will take your bucks
When we break into your bank this eve
It's only dust that we shall leave
And each cent we'll pluck
We will even nab your golden crown
You know that it's your safe we'll pound
Your safe we'll pound

We're a gang of thugs
Though our plans are all elaborate
Each laser we did calculate
So you're out of luck
We'll make sure that the alarm won't sound
You know that it's your safe we'll pound

(Safe we'll pound)
Your safe we'll pound
(Take your crown)
We'll take your crown
(Rob your mounds)
We'll rob your mounds
(Safe we'll pound)

Crawl in from above
It's the biggest scam in history
We will be taking everything
We're not average schmucks
We can tunnel in from underground
You know that it's your safe we'll pound

Your safe we'll pound

(Guard's knocked out)
(Guns we'll tout)
(Cash we'll hound)
(Safe we'll pound)

We can pull it off
We can take all of your currency
Yen, francs and pesos are for me
Under lights we'll duck
We will even shut your power down
You know that it's your safe we'll pound

Please don't mess this up!
If we do this we can live like kings
Then Megan Fox is in our flings
But we're out of luck
Since this is the biggest bank in town
Seems Ocean's crew took your safe out

Your safe they'll pound
Jaws hit the ground
They took your mounds
Those locks unwound

(Robbed the town)
They robbed the town
(Made us frown)
They made us frown
(Danny's crowned)
He took your crown
(Safe they'll pound)
Your safe they'll pound

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Peter Andersson - September 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Perfect pacing! And a good story told with an ending about how it can't be fun to play second fiddle to the Ocean's Gang! I'm guessing "Your safe they'll pound" etc towards the end should be "Your safe they'd pound" since it comes after the revelation that your guys found the safe empty once they got in there.
Matthias - September 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Oops! Yeah, That's right. Thanks for catching that one for me. If I ever record this or something I'll make sure to fix that.

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