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Song Parodies -> "Centerstroke"

Original Song Title:

"Heartstroke"

Original Performer:

Calvin Harris

Parody Song Title:

"Centerstroke"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

Won't you please?
Slow it down
I'm tryna talk to you, walkin'
Tryna walk with you, walkin'
Do you hear me?
And no-no-no-no-nobody can stop it
The love you got from me
And every time, I look out at my seat today
They chase, they flash they flash, yes

Tell me how you feel right now
'Cause all I wanna do is keep it safe right now
I'm tryna beat it up
Beat Pills right now
Athletic in the sheets
I got skills right now
Red braids, with some red baby hair
Ballin' in that club, Ace of Spades, yeah
Pop that bitch and spray it like 'Great'
Yellow diamonds on you like a glass of lemonade
Q-B, I'll throw it
Teeth white, Newports
I want knees, right choice
80 thousand dollar big bag in the Porsche
I'm tryna fuck with you till we on life support
I'll split it with you if we get half of Nicole Kidman
No toilet tissue, I set on biggers'cause life's short (facts)
No passport to go with me
I had to get deported

Release, let go, and have a good time
(Have a good, have a good time, yeah
Have a good, have a good time)
Release, let go, and have a good time
(Have a good, have a good time, yeah
Have a good, have a good time)

When you do things like this
And you set me free
(How can anyone get tired?)
When you do things like this
And you set me free
(I think I just been inspired)
Oh babe

Bruce!
Brand new chapter, if I read you?
She got every red bottom like a horror movie
Hunnid' bottles in the club, real one room
Girl, you gotta keep up with a boss move
I'm afraid of these ghosts
Everybody thinking that it's a scary movie
We just wanna party, we back in the war room
Do you want some? No, I don't sir
Tryna watch me balling, do you want money?
I'm just tryna turn up, tryna work something
Shawty suck the dick, but she wanna get it first
Hey, Mister? You a rapper
Good hair got a bad time
Rich nigga, I like 'em ratchet
Fuck it up, throw it back
No shave, Canadian waxed

Release, let go, and have a good time
(Have a good, have a good time, yeah
Have a good, have a good time)
Release, let go, and have a good time
(Have a good, have a good time, yeah
Have a good, have a good time)

When you do things like this
And you set me free
(How can anyone get tired?)
When you do things like this
And you set me free
(I think I just been inspired)
When you do things like this
And you set me free, boy
(How can anyone get tired?)
When you do things like this
And you set me free
(I think I just been inspired)

Hey, hey this one make me so awesome
I think you opened my eyes

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