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Song Parodies -> "The Einy-Tiny Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Lazy Song"

Original Performer:

Bruno Mars

Parody Song Title:

"The Einy-Tiny Song"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Dedicated to my sister and her black, 8.3 lb, muscular and intelligent AKC Chihuahua "Einstein" (aka "the Einy-Tiny"). He is almost 3 years old and is very intelligent and strong- a BIG Chihuahua, not a tea-cup nor small size. He understands pretty much what my sister says and for some reason hates it when asked if he wants to take a walk!!! Yet he can pull like a Siberian Husky in 100 degree weather!!! He does the following poses: Sphinxy, the Jackal, lay-stretchy, inverted lay-stretchy (aka reverese lay-stretchy), depressed lay-stretchy and also gets fiesty-feisty at times!!! Gotta luv that doggie!!!
Today, I don’t wanna do anything, even barking
I just wanna lay on the carpet
Don’t feel like being picked-up, leave me alone
to chomp on my Chicken Santa or my precious bone(s)
'Cause today I'm not doing anything, even barking

I'm gonna do “depressed lay-stretchy”
Paws crossed, head down, legs stretched out
Mama’s gonna call me, don’t know what she’s talkin’ about
Mama's gonna tell me to snuggie, but I won’t, I won’t

I'll be by the couch,
Just eatin’ my biscky
While Mama’s watchin’ TV, calling me a “good doggie”
'I think she’s freakin’ insane, every time she calls my name
Oh, no… gotta go

Yes, I need to go
Squat and pee
Pinch two loafs or three…

Today, I don’t wanna do anything, even barking
I just wanna lay on the carpet
Don’t feel like being picked-up, leave me alone
to chomp on my Chicken Santa or my precious bone(s)
'Cause today I'm not doing anything, even barking
Nothing at all- but eating!

Tomorrow, Mama will wake me up, on her bed
Pat me on the head, but all I want is to be fed
She's gonna ask me, perpetually- 'Do you love your Mama???”
[Oh My God, I wish she had a brain]
Yeah, I’m a smart Chihuahua… but WTF does she expect me to say?

I might play around, get “fiesty-feisty”!!!
I bet Mama will be so proud of me
But no snuggie, you'll just have to wait
Oh, no… gotta go

Yes, I need to go
Squat and pee
Pinch two loafs or three…

Today, I don’t wanna do anything, even barking
I just wanna lay on the carpet
Don’t feel like being picked-up, leave me alone
to chomp on my Chicken Santa or my precious bone(s)
'Cause today I'm not doing anything, even barking

Please don’t brush my hair, clip my claws
Just scratch behind my ears
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh no… need to go to Petco!!!

I feel fine at 8.3 lbs
My fur is so smooth, muscles so strong
Do I wanna go for a walk?… a walk… hear me growl…

Oh
Today, I don’t wanna do anything, even barking
I just wanna lay on the carpet
Don’t feel like being picked-up, leave me alone
to chomp on my Chicken Santa or my precious bone(s)
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything, even barking

Nothing at all- but eating
Nothing at all- but eating
Nothing at all- but eating
(and farting)




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Einstein's mama - May 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Leave my poor doggy alone!!! He loves his mama!!!
Rob Arndt - May 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Just for that- the next time I come over I'm gonna feisty him up!!!

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