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Song Parodies -> "Y24K's Tragic"

Original Song Title:

"24K Magic"

Original Performer:

Bruno Mars

Parody Song Title:

"Y24K's Tragic"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Technophobe really hates the year 24,000 and all of the awful futuristic technology that goes along with it.
This biiiiiiiiiiiitessssssssss....
Getting so sick of the... fuuuuuuuuuuturrrrreeeee...
Strapped a jet-pack on to fly
It left me barfing each tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimeeeeeeeee....

Lasers! Hate those intense beams that they SHOOT
Hurts! My eyes when they're viewed
Can't stand these high-tech gadgets around heeeeeeerrrrrrrrreee....
That cyborg's our mayor
Oh, I'll pout!

Drip drop, There's gross slime (Gross slime)
Tastes lime (Tastes lime)
Chugged that glass again!
All this food blows! (Don't eat it!)
Synthesized Coke! (Don't drink it!)
Our pizza dough's recycled plastic (Throw up)
Martian sausage links (yuck!)
Our kitchens stink (yuck!)
It's no good, Our milk's blue! (Bantha!)
Soon the graveyard's
Where I'll be held
Not used to the flavors that you choose!

Must SPLIT! From this dangerous land filled with cybernetic rockets!
(Blast off!)
The shiny snazzy bots are helping till their mainframe makes a ruckus!
(Blast off)
Are you mad?! Our whole race
Will be shot by these androids!
(Blast off)

Hoverboarding (looked fun!)
Wound up. in a. sling and. chipped a. TOOTH!
Hurts! Power-lacing shoes!
Can't stand these high-tech gadgets around heeeeeeerrrrrrrrree...
Stubbed my toes in sneakers
Oh, I'll pout!

Travel's cursed, Teleporters (porters)
Thwarters (thwarters)
Throw switches, You don't know where you're sent (Oh no!)
Pismo Beach? (Oh yeah) Castle Seige? (Oh no)
You gotta throw them levers to take a trip!
Might be a gyp (gyp) you'll be pissed (pissed)
When you're buzzing, It's buggy a bit (Crap! Crap!)
Genes are meshed
Grew a giant proboscis
Space age mess
Find me a Time Machine!

I'm an old-fashioned man don't need size-adjusting jackets
(This sucks!)
These holographic girls grind on me at the strip club and I'm maddened
(This sucks!)
This lap dance is so lame!
I'm not turned on by programs!
(This sucks!)

Frisbee throwing (in TRON)
Dodge those. Holo. Discs that. cut through. LOONS!
That hurts!
On a speeder you'll zoom! (On a speeder you'll zoom)
Can't stand these high-tech gadgets around heeeeeeerrrrrrrrree...
They'll explode so racer
Uh, Watch out!

(Whoa!)
As a technophobe I'm in fright
Ooh, In danger! Ooh!
Blowers can make snow, rain and ice
Ooh, All weather! Ooh!
There's no grass to mow, AstroTurf
Ooh, Thick layers! Ooh!
Now, now, now
Machines. make me. frown. SINCE
I cannot stand it, I cannot stand those gadgets!
Robot hounds! (hounds, hounds, hounds, hounds, hounds...)
(I cannot stand it, I cannot stand those gadgets!)
Bark so loud!
I cannot stand it, I cannot stand those gadgets!
There's instant healing
But still I'm squealing

When off to work we're sucked up into TUBES
Hurts! Hate this damn commute!
Can't stand these high-tech gadgets around heeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrree...
Liked the slow way better!
Flying cars have crashed into my ROOF
Damn! I'll need some sonic screws! (Screws!)
Can't stand these high-tech gadgets around heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrree...
Trucks left massive craters!
(I cannot stand it!)
Uh, I'll pout!

(Can't stand these high-tech gadgets, gadgets, gadgets)


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Rob Arndt - December 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Great concept- 555! Thanks for including the blue milk!
Larry Hensley - December 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Really imaginative (and I liked the BTTF2, Tron, and Fifth Element references)
Rick - December 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Did I detect Doctor Who with the sonic screws? 5s
Matthias - December 29, 2016 - Report this comment
To Rick: Sonic screws & the robot dog. Thanks!
Brainier - December 30, 2016 - Report this comment
^^^ I think Larry is a pseudonym troll pretending to be nice. Beware!
Larry Hensley - December 30, 2016 - Report this comment
No, I'm an author from long ago now returning to the site now that I have some new parodies. I was sincere with my comment

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