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Song Parodies -> "Locked In 'Til Seven"

Original Song Title:

"Locked Out Of Heaven"

Original Performer:

Bruno Mars

Parody Song Title:

"Locked In 'Til Seven"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Fast food employee accidentally gets locked in the freezer until opening the next morning. Hopefully he doesn't get freezer burn..,
Oh no no…
Oh no. no, no, no… (Oo!)
I’m co-old!
I’m co-o-o-old! (Boo!)

Verse 1: Never had a taste for food cooked agilely (Food!)
Never would’ve guessed I’d be on the line (Oo!)
But livin’ in a world post-grad is agony (Boo!)
I die again every time I close at night (Soon!)
Cuz these fish sticks will go bad tonight
If I don’t freeze them in back tonight
But it’s co-o-o-old!
Wait, wait, wait!

Chorus: The freezer is shut tight!
I’ll be locked in ‘til seven!
That’s too long!
I’ll be gone!
If I’m in here all night!
Cuz it’s only eleven!
This is wrong
Won’t see dawn…

Zero-o-o-o (Low!)
So co-old
So co-o-o-old (Cool!)

Verse 2: Like this block of meat, my blood solidifies (Goo!)
I’m a frozen dinner if I stay (Poo!)
Open up the door, that plan is poor, must modify (Woosh!)
I’m not done, these buns will insolate (Good!)
Cuz this door’s locked up, it’s nice and tight
It’s Fort Knox, and I’m the gold on site
I can’t go-o-o-o
No, no, no

Chorus: Cuz it seems like I might
Just be locked in ‘til seven!
Remain strong!
Keep along!
My tears turns into ice
I’ll be sent straight to Heaven!

Now it’s one!
Almost done…

Bridge: Cold, cold, cold, cold
Hands, hands, hands
Use up this banquet
Build a patty-patch blanket
Low, low, low, low
Temps, temps, temps
Melt ice and drank it
I have nothing to lay with…

Chorus: Must make it through the night…
I must make it ‘til seven
Not that long!
Must keep on!
But my skin has turned white
Just like Frosty the Snowman
I see dawn…
Lights turn on…

Outro: oh yeah, yeah!
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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Matthias - July 05, 2016 - Report this comment
I've seen this gag a couple of times in cartoons like Spongebob and the Animated Clerks TV Series. This was a fun parody of this tune and I had a blast reading it!
Jonathan - July 05, 2016 - Report this comment
dude that's cold! 5's
José Jimenez - July 05, 2016 - Report this comment
For those fast food employees who do not make it out alive, they are defrosted, ground up, and turned into McNuggets. Tastes just like chicken. Mmm!
Abbott Skelding - July 09, 2016 - Report this comment
Haha very nice work! This hit a little close to home because I work at a grocery store meat department and we're in and out of freezers all the time. I'm not gonna get stuck in there...ain't no way. Great job!
bobpiecheese - July 21, 2016 - Report this comment
(ABC) And now I wanna write Batman parody where this is the origin for Mr. Freeze. Don't know how the guy melted the ice while he was in the freezer, but otherwise this was great stuff. 555 below zero!
Red Ant - July 21, 2016 - Report this comment
I could see a music video to this. Another new OS to me, and you did a good job with it! Ive been in the old walkins w/o proper functioning safety handles - kinda scary! . 5s
Agrimorfee - July 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Pretty dark's kind of ambiguous at the end whether our singer actually makes it out of there!

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