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Song Parodies -> "Cooked Into Bacon"

Original Song Title:

"Locked Out Of Heaven"

Original Performer:

Bruno Mars

Parody Song Title:

"Cooked Into Bacon"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

I'm not a vegetarian but I totally get where they're coming from and this is probably what most vegetarians think the pigs are thinking...
Oh oink, oink
Oh grunt, grunt, grunt, grunt
Snort!
Oh oink, oink
Oh grunt, grunt, grunt, grunt
Snort!

Sure, I like to bathe in mud it’s wonderful (wonderful)
Snort!
I might go and stuff my snout all the time
Snort!
That farmer wants to slaughter me but that’s criminal (criminal)
Snort!
This barn he has hides the crime, He wants to di-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ine
Snort!

Swing that axe you know that’s not too nice
Not for snacks, No, I will not be sliced
On death ro-o-o-o-ow, Oink, oink, oink…

Cause I am going on strike won’t be turned into bacon
Not this ho-o-o-og, not this ho-o-o-o-og
Yeah, You need to take a hike, Won’t be turned into bacon
Not this ho-o-o-o-o-o-og, not this ho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-og

Oh oink, oink, oink, oink
Snort!
Oh grunt, grunt
Oh oink, oink, oink, oink
Snort!

You’re craving ham and cheese
You make me terrified (terrified)
Snort!
You can make a dinner when I’m braised
Snort!
Soon served on your plates unless I use my teeth to bite (teeth to bite)
From the fair you’ll see me run away-away-away-away-away

Not complex I just want to survive!
Snap my neck for some pulled pork and fries!
That’s so gro-o-o-o-o-o-oss, Oink, oink, oink…

Cause you’ll stab me with a spike to turn me into bacon
That’s so wro-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng, that’s so wro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ong
Yeah, You’ll feed me to your tyke that is just so demented
Far too wro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ong, far too wro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ong

Oink, oink, oink, oink, snort, snort, snort
Put down that damn spear!
Don’t eat pork rinds with your beer!
Oink, oink, oink, oink, snort, snort, snort
You must have loose gears!
This would make Porky Pig sneer!

Worse than Hitler and his Reich, You’ll turn me into bacon!
You've gone nu-u-u-u-u-u-uts, You've gone nu-u-u-u-u-u-u-uts
Why don’t you fry up a pike? Cause you sure don’t need bacon!
You've gone nu-u-u-u-u-u-uts, You've gone nu-u-u-u-u-u-u-uts

Oh oink, oink, oink, oink
Snort!
Oh grunt, grunt
Oh oink, oink, oink, oink
Snort!

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