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Song Parodies -> "Got Kicked Out of Band"

Original Song Title:

"Locked Out of Heaven"

Original Performer:

Bruno Mars

Parody Song Title:

"Got Kicked Out of Band"

Parody Written by:

Taylor Smit

The Lyrics

If you like band music, then enjoy this.
One, two, one, two, three

Oh, yeah, yeah,
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Ooh!
Oh, yeah, yeah,
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Ooh!

Never had much hope with people
Defeating others with music in the line
But singing in your world is something not so lyrical
I'm still dead every time you spend a day

Cause you said "Text me" in paradise
Yo, you said "Text me" in paradise
And it didn't show, yo, yo, yo!
Cause it felt like I got kicked out of band
For so long, for so long
Yo it felt like I got kicked out of band
For so long, for so long

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Ooh!
Oh, yeah, yeah,
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Ooh!

I squirt powder onto you
You're making me destify
You can make a seat that changes ways
Close your gates cause I can't wait to see the life
And right there was that I wanted to tell.

(repeat chorus)

Ooh, ohh, yo, yo, yo, yo,
You just make me dance with trees.
Ooh, ohh, yo, yo, yo, yo,
You lie a brush has no power
Ooh, ohh, yo, yo, yo, yo,
You head to a town where people are evil.

Cause you made me feel like, I went to a blossom festival
Killed with whacker, read the king a bedtime story
Tell a policeman he stole your idea
Cause it felt like, I was kicked out of band
With some guards from "The Fib".
And a tire fell, grasshoppers infest the town.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Ooh!
Oh, yeah, yeah,
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Ooh!
2010.

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