-> "(Sick of) Mario"
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"(Sick of) Mario"
Done a million laps, I think I have only one to go
God help me, I’m getting sick of Mario
“Can we play some other crap?” I ask but my kid says no
Oh when will he get sick of playing Mario?
Well I bought it for my son
‘Cause it’s his fav’rite one with the kaa-aa-aa-aar-arts,
Top of the chaa-aa-aa-aar-arts
How’d it get there?
He’s just five years old
But he’s mastered the controls on the Wii-iii-ii-ii-ii
Better than me-eee-ee-ee-ee
And that’s not fair!
He says “Go go go go go
Over there there-there-there-there
You’re too slow slow-slow-slow-slow
For the Grand Prix, silly mummy”
I’m getting totally mad, this Wii remote I’m about to throw
Frustrated, and really sick of Mario
I’m really not all that bad, it’s just that my kid’s a pro
And I hate it - he’s still not sick of Mario! Ohhh…
Playing Battle Mode
He knocks me off the road – oh he-e-e-e-eck!
You need to show respe-e-e-e-ect
For your mum, dude
Yes I came last
But I’ll blame this fake plast-ic whee-ee-ee-ee-eel
Good job it’s not rea-ea-ea-ea-eal
I’d be dog food!
‘Cause I suck suck-suck-suck-suck
Yes I know know-know-know-know
Had no luck luck-luck-luck-luck
Hey Nintendo, you’re no friend-o…
This game is just like a drug, and my addiction’s begun to grow
I can’t hide… how sick I am of Mario
But now I can’t be a mug and let my score drop too low
‘Cause I’ve got pride… and sickness playing Mario
I will beat yooouu… hooo… ooh-hoooo…
Bump you and make you skid
Even though you are just a kid…
Got to beat yooouu… hooo… ooh-hoooo…
Who knew I’d get so mad
Wanting to win this game so bad
Now it’s late in the night, I should’ve gone to bed hours ago
Still here though, and sick of playing Mario
If I can just get it right, I’ll get that high score, I know
Then I can go… and you can stick it, Mario!
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