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Song Parodies -> "The Zombie Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Lazy Song"

Original Performer:

Bruno Mars

Parody Song Title:

"The Zombie Song"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is my 27th independent Zombie parody in my own series!
Today we just feel like eating anything
Still hungry even though we’re dead
We’ll chew your flesh right off your bones
When we can catch you all alone
'Cause today we’re hungry enough for anything

We’re gonna kick the dust up
Then surround your van
Catch you all alone, tear your flesh off your limbs
Nobody's gonna tell us we can't

We'll be snacking on our lunch,
Eat you, your meat’s so bloody
You‘re so damn tasty, love the taste of humanity
In this world we eat all the flesh we can
Oh-no, Oh-yes (we can)

Yes we eat you
Consume you
We eat you 'cause we can

Today we just feel like eating anything
Still hungry even though we’re dead
We’ll chew your flesh right off your bones
When we can catch you all alone
'Cause today we’re hungry enough for anything
Anything we maul

Tomorrow we'll creep up, look for victims… who’s next?
Eat a really nice girl, rip a chuck out her neck
And she's gonna scream out: 'For Godssakes!!!’
(Oh my god, pain’s too great)
Yum!

Her bones will be found, we ate her whole body
Although we’re all bloody, we’re all still hungry
We just can‘t stop, this is mankind’s fate
Oh-no, Oh-yes

Yes we eat you
Consume you
We eat you 'cause we can

Today we just feel like eating anything
Still hungry even though we’re dead
We’ll chew your flesh right off your bones
When we can catch you all alone
'Cause today we’re hungry enough for anything

No, we aren't going anywhere
'Cause we can stalk you here and there
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-yes (we can)

Can’t hide ‘cuz we know where to look
You better know how to shoot
Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! You’re out…

[screaming in the background]

Oh
Today we just feel like eating anything
Still hungry even though we’re dead
We’ll chew your flesh right off your bones
When we can catch you all alone
'Cause today we’re hungry enough for anything

Anything we maul
Anything we maul
Anything we maul

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Old Man Ribber - October 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Rob - The Zombies keep coming! (And that's a good thing!) ;D
Blaydeman - October 25, 2011 - Report this comment
So funny I could just eat it up!! 555!
Snowbird - October 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Horrifyingly delicious!

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