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Song Parodies -> "Plastic Surgery Addict"

Original Song Title:

"Just The Way You Are"

Original Performer:

Bruno Mars

Parody Song Title:

"Plastic Surgery Addict"

Parody Written by:

Brad James II

The Lyrics

Just for fun. Might not match the original pacing in some parts though.
Oh, her eyes, her eyes
Have been pigmented with purple dye
Her hair, her hair
Falls out as if it was never there
She’s so hideous
And I hide from her each day

Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her she won’t believe me
And it’s so, it’s so
Hard to believe she don’t see what I see

But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say

When I see your face
I have to cringe and turn away
Cause you’re a plastic
Surgery addict
Full of Botox
I’m sorry; no one thinks that it rocks
That you’re a plastic
Surgery addict

Her lips, her lips
Are frightening, puss filled and they’re leaking
Her ass, her ass
Is flabby and may need some tweaking
She thinks I’m serious
And the jokes just fade away

Oh, you know, you know, you know surgery is not the way
Because afterwards, your face, well it just melts away
So don’t even bother asking if you look okay
You know I’ll say

When I see your face
I have to cringe and turn away
Cause you’re a plastic
Surgery addict
Next a Boob job
You knock yourself right out when you jog
Because you’re a plastic
Surgery addict

You’re addicted
You’re addicted
Girl, you’re addicted
To plastic surgery

When I see your face
I have to cringe and turn away
Cause you’re a plastic
Surgery addict
A tummy tuck
You look like you’ve been hit by a truck
Now that you’re a plastic
Surgery addict

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