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Song Parodies -> "The Chloe Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Lazy Song"

Original Performer:

Bruno Mars

Parody Song Title:

"The Chloe Song"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This parody is an adaptation of another dog theme, but this time dedicated to my late best friend's daughter Kristal Mathews and her 7 year old Chihuahua Chloe. It is my gift to her...
Today, I don’t wanna do anything, even barking
I just wanna lay in my crate
Don’t feel like being picked-up, leave me alone
to chomp on my “Stuffed Woody” or my precious bones
'Cause today I'm not doing anything, even barking

I'm gonna do “yawn-n-stretchy”
Paws crossed, head down, all laid out
Mama’s gonna call me, don’t know what she’s talkin’ about
Mama's gonna want me to snuggie, but I won’t, I won’t

I'll be on the carpet,
Just eatin’ my cookie
While Mama’s surfin‘ the net, callin’ me her “good doggy”
'I think she’s freakin’ insane, every time she calls my name
Oh, no… gotta go

Yes, I need to go
Squat and pee
Drop two sh-ts or three…

Today, I don’t wanna do anything, even barking
I just wanna lay in my crate
Don’t feel like being picked-up, leave me alone
to chomp on my “Stuffed Woody” or my precious bones
'Cause today I'm not doing anything, even barking
Nothing at all- but eating!

Tomorrow, Mama will wake me up, on her bed
Pat me on the head, but all I want is to be fed
She's gonna ask me, perpetually- 'Do you love your Mama???”
[Oh My God, I wish she had a brain]
Yeah, I’m a smart ‘Hua-hua… but WTF does she expect me to say?

I might play around, get really feisty
I bet Mama will be so proud of me
But no snuggie, you'll just have to wait
Oh, no… gotta go

Yes, I need to go
Squat and pee
Drop two sh-ts or three…

Today, I don’t wanna do anything, even barking
I just wanna lay in my crate
Don’t feel like being picked-up, leave me alone
to chomp on my “Stuffed Woody” or my precious bones
'Cause today I'm not doing anything, even barking

Please don’t brush my hair, clip my claws
Just scratch behind my ears
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh no… need to go to Petco!!!

I’m overweight at 15 lbs
But my fur is not rough, muscles still strong
Do I wanna go for a walk?… a walk… hear me howl…

Oh
Today, I don’t wanna do anything, even barking
I just wanna lay in my crate
Don’t feel like being picked-up, leave me alone
to chomp on my “Stuffed Woody” or my precious bones
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything, even barking

Nothing at all- but eating
Nothing at all- but eating
Nothing at all- but eating
(and sleeping)
Special thanks to Maurine Mathews for a few specific details to modify the other song.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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WCJ - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
First comment of the day, and already i am howling for more! 5's! :-)
Rob Arndt - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Must be some Chihuahua lovers here!!!
Kristal Mathews - August 01, 2011 - Report this comment
you did good it is about cloe no other dog thank you
Rob Arndt - August 01, 2011 - Report this comment
NP Kristal... I just spelled Chloe the conventional way ;-)

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