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Song Parodies -> "I Won't Bully You At All"

Original Song Title:

"Grenade"

Original Performer:

Bruno Mars

Parody Song Title:

"I Won't Bully You At All"

Parody Written by:

Cameron Franklin

The Lyrics

This is my third straight bullying song parody and this time, it's a parody of "Grenade" by Bruno Mars. My own version of the song is called "I Won't Bully You At All", and the song title says it all. I really promise that I won't bully anyone at anytime, plus i'll be careful of what I say and do. So, without any further ado, here's my take on Bruno Mars' "Grenade"
I heard that you are being teased by bullies down the hall
And, I don't really think that you have done something to cause this
They're just jealous and they don't know what they're doing is so wrong
I think it is time for us to do something about it

Me and you are friends and we'll take out the trash
We will take out the trash, yes we will
You don't have to be lonely and all you got is me, and I really want you to understand this

I promise I won't bully you at all
Both of us will be standing tall
I won't ever let you fall
We're tearing down this wall

We are putting the bullies to blame
And, they know that it's not a game
Everything is still the same
It'll get better my friend

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Last night, I got a call from one of the bullies
They said there is nothing that you and your friend will do
I told them what you are doing is wrong
And, we're gonna get you in trouble, and you know it's the truth

Both of us are friends and we'll take out the trash
We will take out the trash, yes we will
I will never join you in the tricks that you pull and this is what I told my friend

I promise I won't bully you at all
Both of us will be standing tall
I won't ever let you fall
We're tearing down this wall

We are putting the bullies to blame
And, they know that it's not a game
Everything is still the same
It'll get better my friend

I also promise that no one's gonna try to bully you
And, I know that i'm going to stand tall and stick up for you
You are the only one that I can really be there for
And, trust me, no one will ever be coming back for more, my friend

Oh, no, no, no

I promise I won't bully you at all
Both of us will be standing tall
I won't ever let you fall
We're tearing down this wall

We are putting the bullies to blame
And, they know that it's not a game
Everything is still the same
It'll get better my friend

Oh, yes it will
Oh, yes it will

Whoa, oh, oh, oh
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