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Song Parodies -> "Soup's On (Chicken Chong)"

Original Song Title:

"Surf's Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Brian Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Soup's On (Chicken Chong)"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

A dim no-necker mowed the lawn
Fattened fanny dragged along, oh
Like a bantam battered and drawn

A wide ass, laden crockery
Tracked by a satellite they see
Unfit like a pendulous prawn
Saturated fluids glom and flow

Ham and a flounder gush his sacktop
Is it seeping?

Dumb Melvin overbaking me
Tin pan and beer and making me
With a bong involved and outdrawn

A futile fall, a boast, a "wow"
A feudal call to roast a cow
Till a booted rump and a song
"Procreate like druids, 'pon me blow"

Salmon unfoundered rush his racktop
Are you creeping, for to spawn?

Mud nesters boil in oil and
Shrikes will shriek of pilfered prunes
Buried by moose and dog
Unkept, are salmonella spoons
The chaffed unguarded old wang brine

A gaseous glaze, a pyre roast
A bulbous ogre bride for him past hosting
Vile aborted screw, or die

Awoke in beef, a hard-on bye
Begone beneath a croak and dander muff am I

Soup's on, mmm-mmm-mmm
Abort this bridal wave
Coming out, pardoned groin
My tongue from boff and schwing I save
I slurp the curds
Banana sling
A chicken chong

A chicken chong
Finger lickin' in the wabe
The chongy toves
And the chicken raths outgrabe

(Chick, chick, chick, chick, chick
A chick in the batter in the pan
Chick, chick, chick, chick, chick
A chick isn't fatter than a man
That's why the chick's in the batter in the pan)

A chicken chong
Finger lickin' in the wabe
The chongy toves
And the chicken raths outgrabe

A chong...


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Callmelennie - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Never heard of the OS and I haven't a clue as to what the 'eff you're talking about, Porfle .. but I'll just assume that this bust-a-gut hilarious and that it just went over my head ..... because, hey, you're always funny, Porfman
Porfle Popnecker - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
That's a good assumption!
Rob Arndt - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Pure genius... or is that madness? 555! But seriously... what can you do with fish? ;-)
Porfle Popnecker - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
A fishy dish, if that's your wish.
Rob Arndt - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Lutefisk???
Porfle Popnecker - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
I read up on lutefisk and from what I gather, it's sort of a lye-flavored fish Jello. Mmm!
Rob Arndt - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
A favorite in Minnesota. Norse dish...
Soupman - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
An outlan-dish receipe for hilarity! 5-5-5!
Porfle Popnecker - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Hope it wasn't too undercooked!
Lester - July 10, 2015 - Report this comment
Crazy chicken chuckle, 5s
M Martin - July 11, 2015 - Report this comment
Soup du jour- poulet! 555 Monsieur Popnecker
Porfle Popnecker - July 11, 2015 - Report this comment
These comments are making me hungry!
Rob Arndt - July 11, 2015 - Report this comment
When you first posted this days ago, I made chicken & waffles!!!
Porfle Popnecker - July 11, 2015 - Report this comment
I'm gonna have to bake me up some chicken breastesses.
Justin - July 12, 2015 - Report this comment
Not chicken to give this three fivers!
Porfle Popnecker - July 13, 2015 - Report this comment
That's not a poultry score.
Hal - July 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Porfle, what will you cook up next???

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