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Song Parodies -> "Iran Chumps"

Original Song Title:

"Candy Crush (Soda Saga)"

Original Performer:

Bow Wow Wow

Parody Song Title:

"Iran Chumps"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

"To the doors of the oven!" Indeed!
Now O's so blind
That he can't see
That Iran's
Our mortal enemy
Kerry's claims misleading
Iranians are liars
Still echoing the Ayatollah's
"Set Israel on fire!!!"

F-uck O' and Kerry!
Persian nukes are scary!
Netanyahu's wary
His Dolphins are on stand-by...

Tekuma, Leviathan

Cruise missiles on Bashir
... soon they will be landing!
So no confusion, this is from the commercial version, not the well known OS!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 15

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Patrick - July 30, 2015 - Report this comment
O will order US aircraft in the region to shoot down Israeli bombers in the event Netanyahu decides to go it alone to save Israel from the Iranian mullahs. I think that is the only reason there hasn't been an airstrike yet.
Rob Arndt - July 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Israel no longer needs to mount any airstrikes. The 5 (6th coming) German Type 800 subs have nuclear strike capability. Can launch from the Med or anywhere. Btw, Israel has no true bombers, just F-15 and 16I fighters in strike mode. Some have conformal tanks added and rear nozzle protection.
Pachael Micholek - July 30, 2015 - Report this comment
The road to Armageddon truly is paved with Democrats.
Rob Arndt - July 30, 2015 - Report this comment
If you want peace, prepare for war. How true. China now has a new aircraft carrier, anti- carrier missiles, new stealth fighter (J-20), new stealth drone (Swift Sword), stealth strike aircraft (H-18) and stealth Bomber (H-6k)!!! Good news is that Japan is ready to ditch self defense forces in favor of global force with new carriers, aircraft, supersoldier tech, rail guns, and really good ground armored families augmented by real battle robots!

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