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Song Parodies -> "Lovely Chapeau"

Original Song Title:

"Nothin' On You"

Original Performer:

B.o.B.

Parody Song Title:

"Lovely Chapeau"

Parody Written by:

LPG-Unit

The Lyrics

It's been almost ten years since I did a Madeline-themed song parody, so I decided to do a little throwback to my first major spoof under my current AmIRight handle. 'Tis a pain to tackle a rather fast-paced rap song, let alone the likes of Twista, but I managed.
[Chorus: Madeline, Pepito]
Twelve little girls, in an old abode
Miss Clavel panics when she sees me do antics
Where's my lovely chapeau, baby?
Lovely chapeau, baby?
Smile at the good, and frown at the bad
At times we get lonely, but then we feel glad
Now where's my lovely chapeau, baby? (Oui...)
Lovely chapeau, baby?
(Lov-lov-lov-lovely chapeau, babe, lov-lovely chapeau)

[Verse 1: Pepito]
You all know 'bout this house full of vines (vines)
Among the dozen kids, smallest one's Madeline (Line)
Sometimes she's eager with some crazy things for fun (fun)
Tiger at the zoo, she'd just flaunt, feared none (none)
A sense of mischief, and cuteness it shone (shone)
Strolling in snow, rainy days or summer sun (sun)
And then one night stomach pained, she had to moan (moan)
Eventually, there came the panicked nun (Oh!)

[Pre-Chorus 1: Madeline]
Here comes the medics, ouch, my appendix
I'm certain doctors gonna take it out (take it out)
And Miss Clavel tried to assure it
"Doctors will cure it, and if you ask me don't you feel so low,"
(Honey, don't you feel so low)
And here's your straw hat, Papa says hello (Hello!)
Here comes your fellow peers, so you won't be alone (be alone)
A week will then pass, you will be back home (home!)
Go (Go!) Go (Heeeeey!)

[Chorus:]
Twelve little girls, in an old abode
Miss Clavel panics when she sees me do antics
Where's my lovely chapeau, baby?
(Lov-lov-lov-lovely chapeau, babe, lov-lovely chapeau)
Lovely chapeau, baby?
(Lov-lov-lov-lovely chapeau, babe, lov-lovely chapeau)
Smile at the good, and frown at the bad
At times we get lonely, but then we feel glad
Now where's my lovely chapeau, baby?
Lovely chapeau, baby?
(Lov-lov-lov-lovely chapeau, babe, lov-lovely chapeau)
Yeaaaaah

[Verse 2: Pepito]
I came, and to you I'm Menace Number One
I bully rats, snakes and guilliotined them squeaky ones
My cruelty ain't worth it, I'm movin' on
And the dogs mauled worse off than Pokemon
I got scarred and all bandaged, what a disadvantage
Glad you came to me, cheered me, said, "You will manage!"
You're a dear young woman, taking life's heavy baggage
Oui...- Now think about it

[Pre-Chorus 2: Pepito]
Just moved to London, it's miles from Paris
Wish you'd come up here, have fun with me
Wound up at the circus, with the Gypsies
And we're both there, what a glee! (what a glee)
Our thirst for fun sure always goes (always goes)
Rock like it's 1954 (fifty-fo')
Your life ain't blue, well that's fo' sho' (sho')
Sure (Sho') Sure (Heeeeeey!)

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Pepito]
Everywhere they go, they always learn and play games
Dog saved you from River Seine, lovely Genevieve, Muy Bien!
Whether you broke all your bread, or sleep tight in your beds
You Paris girls are all fine, and you're my Madeline.

[Chorus]

[Outro: Pepito]
Yeah, and that's all there is to it
Heheheh, there isn't any more
Pepi P and Madeline
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