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Song Parodies -> "4/1/20 (COVID 19)"

Original Song Title:

"Wish You Were Gay"

Original Performer:

Billie Eilish

Parody Song Title:

"4/1/20 (COVID 19)"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

I had no initial intention to write a parody on this subject. It just isn't me. But...I wrote this on the title date in the early evening, feeling a high fever and aches and wondering just what the hell was going to happen to me. As I type this 4/2/20, I am beginning to wonder if maybe it was just something I ate.
Maybe you don't feel too good
6 feet away from where I stood
We'll never really know
Virus we'd never say (awww)
We stay at home 'cause something's wrong
4 some it won't be very long
And 10's a crowd that's bad for us
Please keep away (hahahha)

I do hope that you all feel ok
But I'm not sure if I'll last one more day
None can say when this here quarantine will go away
I just hope that I'll still get paid

What is the reason it came through?
Is it apocalypse to you?
The COVID-19's got me blue
Now do you pray?
You're sporting new looks for your hair
Newscasts now look like a Skype affair
Feeling like a shut-in, GrubHub's 6 minutes away (yay!)
Walking to the grocery store each day
Can't find TP, I think that I'll need a bidet
And I hope that I'll still get paid

Let's count who died
Watch Dr. Fauci give exhortations
Some say that it's all hype
Then hear some miracle cure or some such great vaccination
Keep your distance
Need a Marvel type to save us
But we must stand another day
Find a better way

I just hope that you all feel OK
Please forgive me, I'm so down today
(COUGH!)
No way to know when this calamity will go away
I just hope that I will get paid (3x, suddenly slows down....)

[sound effect of hundreds of electronic air ventilators grinding to a halt...]
Copyright 2020, Agrimorfee.

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Matthias - April 03, 2020 - Report this comment
Great work here! It's fun to hear all of these Billie Eillish songs that I never knew of before I started checking out your project! She's really talented!
Peter Andersson - April 06, 2020 - Report this comment
I'm pretty sure angst is one of the big classic motivators among history's great artist - Van Gogh and his ear comes to mind, you're in good company.

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