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Song Parodies -> "Pad Thai"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Guy"

Original Performer:

Billie Eilish

Parody Song Title:

"Pad Thai"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

We will get fed, smell hits my nose
Drooling, yes now my tummy knows
Cooking in their wok, sauteeing pros
A dish, so seminal
What’s this? It’s a new feast for you
Chicken, tofu or beef
Just add what you want when they cook it through
One bowl is typical

So come on noob guy
Here’s some food you must try
This here ain’t no bluff, guy
Eat it til you’re stuffed, guy
Got some good hype
Seen it cooked via Skype
Tastes so good when cooked right
Dish that’s really rad, yipe!
Eat some pad thai! ---


Eat some pad thai!

You didn’t like veggie spring roll
But you should know that you won’t
Hate this, it will top your Likes poll
Of Asian victuals
So I see you couldn’t hack the rice curry
And Kung Pao won’t bang your gong
I promise you there’s no tricks
Not spicy, you gotta know

So now you must try
Try this here food stuff, guy
Try to understand, guy
Not Green Eggs And Ham, guy
It’s not that type
Nothing like broiled shark’s tripe
Or braised zebra in stripes
Served with lime wedge real ripe
Eat some pad thai! ----


Eat some pad thai! ----

Yum! (chopchopchopchopchop)

It’s not some passing fad, fad
You’ll make me feeling sad
I guess I just get mad to eat alone
You say you’re scared of me?
I mean, won’t you just try it, please, now baby, I’ll post a picture from my phone!
Try the pad thai (uh…)
Try the pad thai (uh…)
Pad thai, pad thai
Am I bad? (yum)
Copyright 2019, Agrimorfee. "I have written out some funny lines, and this was no problem. Hhahahahahaha, ohhh....!"

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Peter Andersson - July 18, 2019 - Report this comment
Never heard anything like the OS, but I can see/hear why you wanted to work with the chorus.
FC MacBeth - July 22, 2019 - Report this comment
Simply lovely. Though I might try Pad Thai someday.
Joseph Little - July 24, 2019 - Report this comment
definitely gonna try out some pad thai, nice spin
billietheavocadog - March 15, 2020 - Report this comment
this was actually so great i loved it. have u done any other billie songs?
Agrimorfee - March 16, 2020 - Report this comment
billietheavocadog..stay tuned!!!

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