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Song Parodies -> "Boy Band"

Original Song Title:

"Boyfriend"

Original Performer:

Big Time Rush

Parody Song Title:

"Boy Band"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

Ok, this is all in good fun. I know that a lot of boy bands are very successful groups such as The Backstreet Boys and N'Sync. I'm just making fun of the fact that the boy band fad has since died down and yet this new boy band Big Time Rush" has popped up. I just find it funny. Again no disrespect, I am actually a big fan of all the boy bands mentioned in this parody. (P.S.) This is the Snoop Dogg Version, not the New Boyz Version).
Intro: New boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy band
Young boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy band
Yo boy boy b-b-boy, b-b-boys

Verse 1: A brand new boy band?
I didn’t see that!
Thought they were gone
But these four fools have brought them back
The odds are one of them is gay, that’s just a fact
Soon one will go solo and the others just fade black
Yeah, the stage is theirs for ‘bout fifteen minutes
Just a one hit wonder and everything that comes with it
They can make the girls scream like Mr. Bieber Fever
They were in the game, but soon they gon’ drop and leave her

Verse 2: Have you ever had the feeling that this has been done?
Yeah, I’m glad because I thought I was the only one
And everyday we dance and sing our songs
I cannot see how this could go wrong
But I watched VH1 and this is just what they said

Chorus: (Look at all these) (Look at all these)
Take a look at all these boy bands
I see that
Backstreet Boys were here, but now where they at?
I am scared to end up just like Hanson
What’s the deal with all our stupid dances?
We’re a boy band!
Don’t know why
We might as well start singing “Bye-Bye-Bye”
I have looked at all that have come before
But they have all passed, we’re last on floor
A boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy band
Young boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy band
Damn boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy band!
Last boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy band

Verse 3: Let me take a tiny moment to digest this yo
(To digest this yo)
I don’t wanna disappear, like that one group LFO
(Just like LFO)
They had that one hit with the “Girl on TV”
But when’s the last time LFO has been seen?
I think that one of them may have washed my car last week

Chorus: We are a
Yes, We are a stinking boy band
I see now
Only one of us is gonna break out
Which one of us is Justin Timberlake?
Which other three will work at Steak n’ Shake?
Short-lifed boy band!
Ain’t that sad
Gonna sell some tires, like Color Me Badd
I have looked at all that have come before
Didn’t know what I had signed up for
A boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy band
Young boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy band
Damn boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy band!
Last boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy band

Bridge: Please just tell us why we’re even here
All of this could ruin our careers
A recovery could take some years
Brings us tears
One thing’s clear

You may have tons of fans
You may have tons at hand
We just don’t need a boy band
I hope you understand
I wish you all the luck
In your future plans
Though you’re prolly done
But that is just my stance
But y’all could be the first
You have got a chance
Big Time Rush, is the one
Come out and sing and dance
Just cuz it’s not done
Just don’t go in that trance
Wearin’ your tight-ass pants
Guess you are like Lance

Chorus: (Looking at a…) (Looking at a…)
That you’re looking at a boy band
Man we stink
Which of us is gay? Like Lance from N’Sync
Hopefully we can put all this behind
A good paying job, maybe hard to find
After boy band
We don’t rock
We have the “oh’s” like, New Kids on the Block
I have looked at all that have come before
I’ll see you at the tour that is for
Old boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy bands
Lame boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy bands
Poor boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy bands!

All I know is now, that we are ******!
June 5, 2011 Please rate and comment :)!

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Wild Child JIN - June 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Yes, the boy bands were big in the 90's, at least until the rappers shot them all down. But I'm big on your parody so 555 for the year 2011. :-)
Rob Arndt - June 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice... 555!!! US boy bands (even girl bands) are NOTHING compared to their rivals in S Korea which have as many as 12+ members. Try Shinee, Super Junior, SS501, etc...
Abbott Skelding - July 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Never heard the OS before, but you did an excellent job. I loved the selling tires and car washing lines, nice to know that JC Chasez is still culturally relevant haha
Wild Child JIN - July 20, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM: Even the "BIG" boy bands start "small" Here's three rockin' fives for you! :-)
Max Power - July 23, 2011 - Report this comment
While most of the boy bands went "Bye Bye Bye", some of the bigger ones would have one member popular enough to have a successful solo career as you pointed out. In the end, "Five Five Five". One of the best I read so far.
bobpiecheese - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Boy band music is kind of a guilty pleasure for me, so it's glad to know this is just in jest. Also, check out The Wanted, they're pretty good. Three 5ives for you!

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