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Song Parodies -> "Female Spy Master"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful Liar"

Original Performer:

Beyonce ft. Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Female Spy Master"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Who can forget beautiful exotic dancer Mata Hari who was a German spy?
Die!
Die!
French don't like being played
Die!
Mata Hari, Mata Hari
Die!
Spy master, spy master
Oui! (Nein!!!)

She was well worth it
male sex desire
(She knew things about them that the Germans wanted to learn about)
So lovely
from the East Indies
this female spy master
(Tales of how she used her sex to get the soldiers talking loud)

She put on a show
Worked both sides undercover
Info did flow
Caused 50,000 troops to die

[Chorus]
Claimed “Princess of Java”
In '15 she joined the fight
Exotic, saga of a female spy master
'Til Room 40 found out
Wanton (woman)
Espionage her crime
Oui,
the French were fooled by a female spy master

They trusted her, but the French became fools
With Germans together
(Codename H-21 under Hoffmann to Berlin)
Secrets for sin
Courtesan extreme
Show dancing
(she stole everything... how could the French have got it wrong?)

She had to go
False information, it blew her cover
Moved in real slow
Still famous and still will-strong

Claimed “Princess of Java”
In '15 she joined the fight
Exotic, saga of a female spy master
'Til Room 40 found out
Wanton (woman)
Espionage her crime
Oui,
the French were fooled by a female spy master

Champs Elysees Hotel
Feb 1917
French yelled send her "straight to hell"
At the end, NOT a game
Firing squad assembled-
“Eye of the Day” had lost her fame

[Shots ring out in volley of fire]

Die!
Mata Hari, Mata Hari
Die!
Spy master, spy master
Bold
Mata Hari, Mata Hari
Cold
Spy master, spy master
Oui! (Nein!!!)

Claimed “Princess of Java”
In '15 she joined the fight
Exotic, saga of a female spy master
'Til Room 40 found out
Wanton (woman)
Espionage her crime
Oui,
the French were fooled by a female spy master

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