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Song Parodies -> "Predator Drones"

Original Song Title:

"Videophone"

Original Performer:

Beyonce feat. Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Predator Drones"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This deals with the RQ-1 Predator and the MQ-9 Reaper (Predator-B) in action...
[USAF to Control Station]
SHADOW, SitRep?

[Classified]

The terrorists keep on talkin'
USAF likes the way I'm stalkin'
Those targets can’t even see me
I’m recording, I’m filming, I’m seeking

I‘m a Predator drone, no need for cammo
USAF sent in a Predator drone, to tackle
Watching targets via Predator drone, electro-optical
If you wanna kill clean, you can target them via Predator drone

I love how I approach stealthily
FLIR, spotter, DLTV with zoom capability
Wanna kill Al Qaida? sounds good to me
Fire a Hellfire through the front door, impressively

Heads up, in flight, FOX ONE, US might!
And I smell their death in the air
Explosions light up the desert night
Just some collateral damage burnin’ here and there

The USAF likes to brag about the hitting of their lair
They can see that covert action’s goin' on
They wanna send a message about democracy
So they leave a message via a Predator drone

I got plenty of time for loiterin'
I know just what the USAF be wantin'
If it's gonna be another terrorist emergency
Even nightfall, they will receive via IR tracking

The terrorists keep on talkin'
USAF likes the way I'm stalkin'
Those targets can’t even see me
I’m recording, I’m filming, I’m seeking

I‘m a Predator drone, no need for cammo
USAF sent in a Predator drone, to tackle with ease
Watching targets via Predator drone, electro-optical
If you want to kill clean, you can target them via Predator drone

[MQ-9 Reaper]

I’m armed with Hellfires
And GBUs, JDAMs for tougher action
Wagin’ the eternal war on terror
FOX ONE, FOX TWO!
My firepower is so scary that explosions shoot high up into the air

The USAF likes to use me, in secrecy, counter-insurgency
I'll be in Iraq, I’ll be in Afghanistan
I'm always on the move against terrorist emergencies (emergencies against bandits)

The CIA also likes that (Can you handle that?)
Fire a Hellfire, I got it like that (Can you handle that?)
Bad guys can't fight it, (Tell 'em, Predator-B), 'cause tonight I’m gonna kill (Can you handle that?)
It’s a violent attack via Reaper (You like what you see?)

I killed them in deadly fashion (In total secrecy)
The USAF likes the way I'm stalkin' (You like what you see?)
Those targets can‘t even see me (DLTV’s got the clarity)
I’m recording, I’m filming, I’m seeking

I‘m a Reaper drone, no need for cammo
USAF sent in a Reaper drone, to tackle
Watching targets via Reaper drone, electro-optical
If you wanna kill clean, you can target them via Reaper drone

Can you handle that?
Can you handle that? (Tell 'em, Predator-B)
Can you handle that?
Can you handle that?

You like what you see? (Can you handle that?)
I‘m a Predator-B (Can you handle that?)
You like what you see? (Can you handle that?)
I’m a Predator-B (Can you handle that?)
You like what you see? (Can you handle that?)
In total secrecy…

You know them Bs, they be takin’ shots, 'specially over ME hot spots
Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, all over the Middle East
When they use me, they let loose my fury, death comes a knockin’
USAF breakin' their forces, quickly, they’re runnin’ and they’re fallin'

You like it when I strike them?
Shadow on a mission of destruction
What, you want them obliterated?
If you takin' that position, you can watch it live via Reaper drone

Terrorists keep on talkin'
The USAF likes the way I’m stalkin’
They like to use me frequently
Droppin’ GBUs and JDAMs, no time for mercy

We are Predator drones, no need for cammo (stalking)
Watchin‘ death via Predator drones, I can handle that (killing)
Watchin‘ death via Predator drones, via drones, drones (fascinating)
If you wanna watch a kill, watch it via Predator drones

Trackin’ goin’ zoom, zoom, zoom
Explosions goin’ boom, boom, boom!!!
(If you love killing, you can watch it via) Predator drones

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Wild Child JIN - June 22, 2011 - Report this comment
MQ-Much Quality, RQ-Real Quality both, brought together in this SQ-Super Quality parody! 5's :-)
Patrick - June 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Why do we risk good men on the ground in these foreign hell-holes when we can zap the enemy from thousands of miles away by remote control. I'd be looking for Asad in Syria about now. And Kim Jong Il.

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