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Song Parodies -> "Bionicle: A 20 Year Anniversary Song"

Original Song Title:

"Pompeii"

Original Performer:

Bastille

Parody Song Title:

"Bionicle: A 20 Year Anniversary Song"

Parody Written by:

Jaykob Walson

The Lyrics

This is it. Our legendary franchise is turning 20 this year. I've listen to Pompeii by Bastille and I can see the whole thing as the Bionicle story.
Save the Matoran, Save the Matoran
For Mata Nui, For Mata Nui
Save the Matoran, Save the Matoran
For Mata Nui, For Mata Nui

Long ago, Mata Nui came onto this land,
Carrying, Matoran, all in his hand,
But his brother, Makuta, put Mata Nui into sleep.
Darkness spread through the land, Makuta took over some Ra-a-a-a,hi

But then the Toa came,
(Save the Matoran, Save the Matoran)
And together they helped fight off all the Rahi,
(For Mata Nui, For Mata Nui)
Oh yes the Toa came,
(Save the Matoran, Save the Matoran)
And they even battled Bohrok and Rahkshi,
(For Mata Nui, For Mata Nui)
Takanuva, Toa of Light helped trace our legends,
Takanuva, Toa of Light helped trace our legends,

Then records of the lost city were all told,
More of the, Matoran past, begin to unfold,
But Metru Nui, was taken over, and the city was all lost,
Roodaka took over soon, and after, there was a big wa-a-a-a-ar

And then some new Toa,
( the Great Spirit, Save the Great Spirit)
They would all go to find a mask for Mata Nui,
(He is now dying, he is now dying)
Yes, some new Toa,
(Save the Great Spirit, Save the Great Spirit)
Battled through the fierce Piraka and Barraki
(He is now dying, he is now dying)
The new Toa did their best to save the spirit,
The new Toa did their best to save the spirit,

(Matoro, Kongu)
(Nuparu, Hahli)
(Jaller and Hewkii)
(became Toa Mahri)

Goodbye, Matoro,
you were a true hero,
Goodbye, Matoro,
you were a true hero,

Meanwhile, the Great Spirit's time had come to wake up,
But after doing so, his body was possessed by Maku-u-u-u-ta.

But Mata Nui fled,
(Meet the Agori, Meet the Agori)
Onto Bara Magna where he met new friends,
(Meet the Agori, Meet the Agori)
And then the time had come
(Meet the Agori, Meet the Agori)
And finally, Makuta was put to an end,
I only wish the story would last forever,
I only wish the story would last forever,

Such a great franchise!
(Bring it all back now, bring it all back now)
But not G2, G1 to be back is what we want
(Bring it all back now, bring it all back now)
Such a great franchise!
(Bring it all back now, bring it all back now)
Never forget this franchise, even if boomers tell you all to just grow up!

(We all just loved it, We all just loved it)
(Please bring it back now, Bring G1 back now)
To be honest, I just can't accept that Bionicle is gone. I just wish that it would come back. I mean, it has it's flaws, like gender elements and the 2005 and 09 storyline, and the movies, but Bionicle's story, overall, was an ABSOLUTE LEGEND. If it came back, it could be as popular as Avatar: The Last Airbender, or even as big as a hit like it was in it's old days, like how MCU (R.I.P Bozeman, BTW) is today. I just wish LEGO bought back the Bionicle we loved and did a few tweaks on it that didn't make big changes to the story as well as continued the legend. Don't you peeps wish Bionicle returned as a continuation as G1? Do you not want it to return ever, and you just forgot it?

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