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Song Parodies -> "Jared's Wrong"

Original Song Title:

"Subway Song"

Original Performer:

Austin Mahone

Parody Song Title:

"Jared's Wrong"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Hi! My name's Jared Fogle and my life's a lie
Told you that I was fat and that I might die
Started eating Subway, twice a day, loved turkey
"Did I get healthy?" "Oh yes, I dropped weight! Look at me!"

I'm skinny!

Got married with kids, happy life I did live
But deep inside child pornography hid!

(Pictures and vids)
(Did I want to go farther!? Yes, I did!)

Got on the phone, to NY I did go!
Tired of looking at little naked slideshows!

I became emboldened, child prostitutes payin'
Yes, it's disgusting, but better than rapin'
(No no no)
Think I went psycho with more than just touch
Subway pitchman? I didn't give a f-ck!

(Ohh yeahh) Yo! Got a little tart to give me a bl-w!

(My life turned a little stranger!)
(But how far would I go?)

Child porn's an addiction, it hit me hard
47,000 images and 3000 videos to discard!
Felt so isolated, felt so alone
This crap on my PC and on my phone!

Uhh. Yeah, I entered a plea
(Confession, reparations, indeed!)
(This will cost me everthing)

Lusty pervert- that's ME!!!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 22

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Indy Gent - August 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Just one more thing that gives us Hoosiers a bad name. Good luck in prison, Jared.
Rob Arndt - August 21, 2015 - Report this comment
A bad way to sell a 6"!!!
Callmelennie - August 21, 2015 - Report this comment
You gonna have mayo with that foot long, Jared ... perhaps a squirt or two?
Rob Arndt - August 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Jared will be getting plenty of footlongs in prison!

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