-> "Jared's Wrong"
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Hi! My name's Jared Fogle and my life's a lie
Told you that I was fat and that I might die
Started eating Subway, twice a day, loved turkey
"Did I get healthy?" "Oh yes, I dropped weight! Look at me!"
Got married with kids, happy life I did live
But deep inside child pornography hid!
(Pictures and vids)
(Did I want to go farther!? Yes, I did!)
Got on the phone, to NY I did go!
Tired of looking at little naked slideshows!
I became emboldened, child prostitutes payin'
Yes, it's disgusting, but better than rapin'
(No no no)
Think I went psycho with more than just touch
Subway pitchman? I didn't give a f-ck!
(Ohh yeahh) Yo! Got a little tart to give me a bl-w!
(My life turned a little stranger!)
(But how far would I go?)
Child porn's an addiction, it hit me hard
47,000 images and 3000 videos to discard!
Felt so isolated, felt so alone
This crap on my PC and on my phone!
Uhh. Yeah, I entered a plea
(Confession, reparations, indeed!)
(This will cost me everthing)
Lusty pervert- that's ME!!!
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