-> "New Star Wars Blows!"
Original Song Title:
"How Far I'll Go"
Auli'i Cravalho (Moana Soundtrack)
Parody Song Title:
"New Star Wars Blows!"
Who's that standing... On that cliff near the water?
Mister... Grumpy Skywalker... "It's the end of the Jedi"
We're pissed... It's like Emo Peter Parker
His new form is quite a shocker... He's making us roll our eyes
Filmed to earn them bank, Such a fail by hacks
With our wrath we'll spank every Porg that's packed
In this video! You think Ewoks blow?
Come check out these things!!!
With each line that Luke Skywalker speaks... I'm bawling!
There's no new hoooooope! For this old dooooooope!
Flip to Finn as he sets horses free... Tension's stalling!
What's up with Snoke?!
He just croaked... There's no backstory behind this bloke!
Kylo... Shows up shirtless for no reason...
Throwing tantrums causing treason
Every time it makes me whine!
Kylo... Nearly got sliced while he's sleepin'
Uncle Luke sneaks in creepin'
It's crazy since Luke once was nice!
Rose we'll meet then die! Phasma strikes the gong!
Must avert my eyes since my gut's not strong!
Every choice is like Rian's smoking bongs!
It's all wrong, You freak!!!
It's a plight for the nerds and the geeks! We're whiniiiiiiing!
Poe's such a troooooll?! This humor's drooooooll!
Watch us seethe as Rey's dad's a nobody! Teeth are grindiiiiiiiing!
Not Han Solo!!!!!
Our charts and outlines were a waste of time!
Bovine with the lime milk to drink?! Appalliiiiiiing!!!
That casinoooooo should be vetooooooed!
Watch them spit on the grave of Carrie! Leia's sprawliiiiiiing!
Through space she floooooooats!
New Star Wars blooooooooooows!!!
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