-> "Not To Go Slow"
Original Song Title:
"How Far I'll Go"
Parody Song Title:
"Not To Go Slow"
I’ve been raging, S.O.B.s in hot water
Lag time not getting better, never really knowing why
With the IPhone for my daughter
All the data running slower, it just makes her wanna cry
Every pic she’d take, each e-mail she’d track
Every GIF she’d make, her home screen went black
To the Facebook—no, it just cannot go
She can’t make a Tweet!
There’s a light on the top of the rim—it just blinks
YouTube shows never arose
And the linkups all fail, woe is me, this really stinks
Some day I’ll go
Say hello to new phone, maybe get a Moto!
I know everything in capitalism is made crappy—nihilism!
That’s obsolescent design
I know everybody in this land hates Steve Jobs, on top his high land
He sure did bankroll those dimes
We could see in time what had all gone wrong
When a load up of Minecraft would take too long
Or if Spotify couldn’t find our songs
What’s up with the speed?
It ain't right, call the lines, FCC—I’m suing
And goodness knows how deep it goes
Now it’s time for reciprocity, when you bill me
I’ll let you know
If I’ll pay on time, or will take my time
The line that you crossed so wily—it galls me
Your ethics gross—it really blows
When I get a new phone, I might leave Apple behind me
One day you’ll know
Not to go slow!
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