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Song Parodies -> "If The Tape Gets Unstuck (Your Wig Will Fall Off)"

Original Song Title:

"If The World Didn't Suck (We Would All Fall Off)"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"If The Tape Gets Unstuck (Your Wig Will Fall Off)"

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The Lyrics

Sage words
My daddy said to me
When I was two years old
A lot of things I did not know
Can’t fathom them still, though I’m 45
I sure did love my pop
But I do think he was stoned

He said “Life is a sidewalk
Every crack makes your mom’s back break
Sometimes a bird in the hand
Is not worth any time
When all they’ll do is peck your thumbs
Stings like a bitch, understand?

Do what you can, eat lots of bran
If the tape gets unstuck, your wig will fall off
And when you throw up, it will always fall down again
If it wasn’t for bad luck, we’d be better off

And if you fall in love
Be sure you make a file
It could be one of those spies
Against democracy or maybe a Nazi
Don’t let them all steal your heart

Listen to Bernie
He’s the best lawyer to take
If you make a stumbling fall
His breath is strong
But he makes deals again and again
Even if it’s your fault

And listen to what I tell your mom
If your zipper gets stuck, don’t let your blouse fall off
You just gotta pull up, or it will just drop again
Next time, just ‘nip and tuck’, and it will stand tough

Eat many stewed beets for health (4x)

Do you ever feel constipated?
Tell ya what I know in my brain
It’s those damned muffins baked by Mother
She used too much alum again
Gotta get on your feet, move around
Guts will unwind, then they will eject it
Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly

One phrase left to scan, I hope you understand
If the world is a duck, tell it to quack off!
If it treats you like snot, full it full of buckshot
Just say you’re a truck, and you will back off!

When a club flies up, might come down atop your head
(Eat those stewed beets for health, beets for health, beets for health)
I wish you lots of luck, now will you please get off?"
Copyright 2015, Agrimorfee. Made for Artistry, I haven't even heard this song yet.

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 15

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Jeff Reuben - June 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Clever, one of the funnier titles I've seen :)
Matthias - July 02, 2015 - Report this comment
I don't know how you write a parody without even hearing the song. I always play the song back to make sure that I lined up the pacing right. This was very random but pretty fun.
Agrimorfee - July 02, 2015 - Report this comment
To he honest, I was pressed for time. I thought that title was just crying for humor substitution.
Max Power - July 13, 2015 - Report this comment
It can happen, good work!
Blaydeman - July 14, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Yeah, extremely random and nonsensical, but you do well with that kind of style. While I thought the song title was a very funny sub, this just didn't have enough pop for me. If you're going to do something very random it better be hilariously so, this was a little middle of the road. The fact that you didn't listen to the OS at all adds bonus points because the pacing was solid. The OS is kind of blah though, so that didn't really help all that much either.
Abbott Skelding - July 14, 2015 - Report this comment
Great title sub (and subs in the choruses). Completely random and I would love to see a short film or skit or something with a dad giving these bits of "wisdom" to their child. Great work!
bobpiecheese - July 14, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm with Blaydeman on this one, except I felt the pacing wasn't as up to your usual standards. I dig the concept of sage advice that's just total gibberish (an "ice cream koan" as TV Tropes calls it) but this just seemed aimless and floundering. Not one of your best, TBH.

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