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Song Parodies -> "Christie Marie M"

Original Song Title:

"Fight 'Em 'Til You Can't"

Original Performer:

Anthrax

Parody Song Title:

"Christie Marie M"

Parody Written by:

SamuraiMaster

The Lyrics

Another well deserved tribute to CMM. More a direct tribute than the story of her beating the crud out of Satan. Heh. This also marks me achieving spoofing all bands of the Big Four of Thrash Metal (Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer, and Metallica). And this is a song off Anthrax's newest album, which will kick ass when it comes out on Wednesday! Original Song here.
[intro:]
Spoofing authorities on Am-I-Right have reported that Christie Marie M has returned out of nowhere and has begun spoofing again...

[explosive intro]

When did she come back?
Gave me a heart attack
Returned out of nowhere to spoof more
Brilliant parodies
People laugh with glee
Don't like her stuff, there's the door

Her spoofs are unlike any
Even if she goes on break
She'll keep on spoofing
(I'll five her!)
She'll leave you comments on your spoof
And they are far from fake
She'll keep on spoofing!
(I love her!)
The ratings on your page
Are of course not earned from her rage
So keep on spoofing
(She'll rate you!)
'Cause there's no community
Without our friend Marie
She'll keep on spoofing!
Spoofing!

When the end of Am-I-Right
Draws closer to sight
Christie Marie M
Will shine on
Our spoofs weighed down in mud
Site crashes from above
Christie Marie M
Will spoof on

(She will five you)

Big seven challenge
Takes us to the edge
And you write but you are unsure
Here comes good Christie
With comment brilliancy
Five your unknown work, for your cure

No longer jobless as she's
Got a good old life to live
She'll keep on spoofing
(She won't leave!)
She'll save us all from the darkness
That looms over the site
She'll keep on spoofing
(Redemption!)
Her parodies are gold
And her comments are of old
She'll keep on spoofing!
(Don't leave us!)
Because the site won't be so sure
When laughter's the only cure
She needs to spoof on!
Spoof on!

In my darkest spoofing hour
And my spoofs are turning sour
Christie Marie M
Shall redeem
And we rip out all our hair
And our writing we all tear
Christie Marie M, will spoof on
Spoof on!
Spoof on!
Spoof on!

Her life on Am-I-Right is
But a whisper on the wind
She's gonna spoof on!
(I'll five her!)
She beat the devil up and then
She proved to us she's tough
She's gonna spoof on!
(I love her!)
Lucifer stays away
Because he knows he's gonna pay
She'll keep on spoofing!
(I'll five her!)
Because there's no community
Without dear Christie Marie
She'll keep on spoofing!
Spoofing!

When the devil comes again
Christie will defend
Christie Marie M
Will fight on
And the laughs begin to fade
From little spoof songs made
Christie Marie M
Will spoof on
If this spoof site will shut down
Christie Marie M wiill frown
Christie Marie M
She'll shine on
And the site is plagued by spam and ones
And the sound we hear is guns
Christie Marie M will spoof on!
Spoof on!
Spoof on!
Spoof on!
Cheers to our beloved Christie!

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AFW - September 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Gotta C.M. to believe 'em....The site needs her, and more other well-known bylines re-entering this atmosphere
SamuraiMaster - September 12, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW: You bet the site needs her. The place just feels too damn gloom without her. And I will say she is the king.......excuse me. QUEEN. Of writing comments.
Christie Marie M - September 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Wow, another tribute....for me????!!!! Awwww...you shouldn't have! (LOL) You're too sweet! I haven't listened to Anthrax forever. But this is a great OS and I enjoyed it. Yeah, I haven't been on AIR as much as I used to and wished I could have known you then in 2008. Back then, I was the most active and made bunch of comments. Something you should know about me, well you already know that I idolize (as well as obsess over) Lochlyn Munro, well, you saw that parody. Back at 2008, I also had a crush on Devon Werkheiser (Nickelodeon actor from Ned's Declassified) in spite of the fact that he's way too young for me, and I'm the only one who had spoofed both his songs, which I'll show you one day. I was promoting his songs to this site and mainly tying it to political and current event topics spoofing his songs. I'm also plan to spoof more songs of his someday. I'm also glad that you liked the parodies that I wrote on this site, however, I bombed that "Jobless" parody due to lack of stress in pacing lyrics and made some rhyming errors. Well, I've said enough. Again, thanks for the nod. 555.
SamuraiMaster - September 13, 2011 - Report this comment
I love it when authors leave long comments. Your welcome and welcome back Christie!

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