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Song Parodies -> "These Things are Cannibals"

Original Song Title:

"Everything is Beautiful"

Original Performer:

Anne Marie Boskovich

Parody Song Title:

"These Things are Cannibals"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

On a Zombie kick and can't stop!!!
I would not be here alive, if I had not moved
I will not mourn the dead ‘cause I‘ve got better things to do
So I will take what I want
Achieve what I want to achieve
Believe me, I’m gonna kill every Zombie I see

When I’m burying the bodies, I can’t find an answer
One day was normal- the next was a disaster
These things are cannibals,
So nothing else matters
Every day a living hell, I hear the screams
So I’ll take what I want, and be who I want to be

A man with no mercy…

And I never look back at the things that I had or the ones that did not survive.
When I’m burying the bodies, I can’t find an answer
One day was normal- the next was a disaster
These things are cannibals, dreadful…

If this is all there is, I will be the last to defend it
If somewhere life exists, I take courage not to end it

Who can hear me now?
Who can hear me now?
Who can hear me now?
Who can hear me now?

When I’m burying the bodies, I can’t find an answer
One day was normal- the next was a disaster
All frequencies- no answer
Zombies come to dismember

These things are cannibals
Worse than mere animals… I have no fear

Last soldier of a Futile Frontier… I am here (to stay and slay)
The OS was from the movie "Letters to God"- a very moving piece about a boy dying of cancer. I cry everytime I watch the music video. It is indeed a beautiful if not heartbreaking song and video...

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Snowbird - October 10, 2011 - Report this comment
I think you have become infected with Zombie madness, but its cool.
Rob Arndt - October 10, 2011 - Report this comment
SB, it is due to the AMC series "The Walking Dead"- you gotta see it!!!

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