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Song Parodies -> "Tessellate / Branded*"

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"Tessellate / Branded*"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

A combo of the theme and theme song from Branded.
Bite chunks out of me
You're a shark and I'm swimming
My heart still thumps as I bleed
And all your friends come sniffing

All but one man died.
There at Bitter Creek.
And they say he ran away.
Branded, scorned as the one who ran.

What do you do when you're branded
And you know you're a man
Wherever you go
For the rest of your life

You must prove
You're a man!
One burn, one red, one grin
Search the graves while the camera spins

Of his Gen'ral Reed,
And the men who died,
He can never speak the truth!

That's not the way to die!
What do you do when you're branded?
Can you live with a lie?

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