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Song Parodies -> "Hold and Walk to Me"

Original Song Title:

"Disslove Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hold and Walk to Me"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

Now hold and walk to me, two tabs on your people
A herd of many 28 people to herd the familiar, sleep now my only one
Broken sweethearts who walk apart
Both still pine for the other's side spine, spoon as sleep starts

And pulse to pulse, now shush

She makes the sound, the sound the sea makes to calm me down

I am see-through, soap gold you're so thin
As I begin washing & rubbing lathers up your state worsens on my skin
And gold, a big finger to lip, one two three four hush

And pulse to pulse, now shush

She makes the sound, the sound the sea makes to calm me down
She makes the sound, the sound the sea makes. I'm tired now

Oooohhhh, Oooooooooohhhhh, Oooooooohhhhhhhh, Oohhh, Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh

She makes the sound the sea makes, knee-deep in the Pacific Sea [8x]

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