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Song Parodies -> "Dentist Is Evil"

Original Song Title:

"Girl On Fire"

Original Performer:

Alicia Keys

Parody Song Title:

"Dentist Is Evil"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Dr. Howard Schneider, the sadistic pediatric dentist from Jacksonville, Florida, who performed unnecessary procedures and then collected millions in Medicaid money.
That guy's a dentist and he's evil
Doesn't use no Novocaine, no he just chokes 'em blue
He's got a drill and he's so evil
He runs a horror house, moms and dads keep your kids away

Ohhhh oh oh oh oh
Their teeth you've shaved and then crowned
Kid screams are such a bad sound
Ohhhh oh oh oh oh
And now the lawsuits abound
Took way too many teeth out

This dentist is evil....
This dentist is evil....
He's totally evil....
This dentist is evil....

Looks like a dentist, he's a quack
He took all the Medicaid
And stuffed it in his sack
You know Howard Schneider is this guy's name
He's been driving kids to tears
For well over 50 years, now

Ohhhh oh oh oh oh
Their teeth you've shaved and then crowned
Kid screams are such a bad sound
Ohhhh oh oh oh oh
They still have nightmares about
You after thirty years out

This dentist is evil....
This dentist is evil....
He's totally evil....
This dentist is evil....

Everybody protests at his place
'Cause he filled kids' mouths with empty space
Has his RDH sit on the kid
Restrained so he could do his dirty work
And he's a dirty jerk
And he's just a quack, baby, quack, baby....

This dentist is evil....
This dentist is evil....
He's totally evil....
This dentist is evil....

That guy's a dentist and he's evil

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