-> "Joseph R Biden's Inaugural Address"
Original Song Title:
AL, FDR, MLK, JFK
Parody Song Title:
"Joseph R Biden's Inaugural Address"
Half of my fellow Americans. In 1933 the only thing we had to fear was fear itself.
Now we have the Covid virus, MAGA hats, flags, old statues, forgotten songs,
things that go bump in the night, pronouns, and the other half of our fellow Americans.
But we shall meet these challenges as we always have,
with panic, paranoia, and incompetence.
I still have a dream. That little Black children and little White children
will continue to segregate from each other at home in front of
computer screens. Wearing masks.
The torch has been passed to a new generation,
and used to burn down Minneapolis, Chicago, Kenosha,
Seattle, Portland, and a thousand other cities.
With malice toward some and grovelling acquiescence to others,
let us strive to prolong this crisis so as not to let it go to waste,
to stifle speech, promote political correctness, coddle the timid
and to secure unto everyone a safe space from any
scary words or ideas.
And, in conclusion, ask not what your country can do for you.
We can't do jack, we're broke.
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