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Song Parodies -> "Burnt Toast"

Original Song Title:

"Too Close"

Original Performer:

Alex Clare

Parody Song Title:

"Burnt Toast"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

My toaster wrecks buns, It ain't worth a sh*t
You'll yelled that it burned you, It is my pet peeve
Sorry breakfast has stalled it's in flames again
Don't put Eggos inside, It will just make you grieve

Jab in that knife? What are you nuts?!
That will just bring electrocution
Pop-Tarts are shredded and ablaze

What's the deal? It will just make burnt toast while in use!
Disgusting... With that charcoal taste
Who tried cooking smores?! Cause now fire roars!
Get it the hell off my shelf!

Cause what's the deal? It will just make burnt toast while in use!
I think some wires frayed

There's no receipt, Dork, It can't be returned
It will kill your lunch, Food can't be served
Like in "Office Space" smash it to goo
Blast some rap music, Grab that bat to make do
You know I dread it everyday

What's the deal? It will just make burnt toast while in use!
It's turning it all black and grey
Go back to the store, There's two slots or four
I'll make one fly off the shelves

What's the deal? It will just make burnt toast while in use!
Throw that smoke box away
This new one's here to stay

Such a steal! Now there's no more burnt toast while in use!
These waffles I can finally taste
Tossed out the door, Settled the score
Love this toaster on my shelf

Such a steal! Now there's no more burnt toast while in use!
My bread is tasting great
I'm filling up my plate, Until it meets it's fate

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Peter Andersson - November 11, 2013 - Report this comment
I once tried to fix an old toaster with a welding machine - and then realized I could just put the flame right on the bread - it costs me a fortune in smoke detector batteries though! OK, I made that up, sorry!

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