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Song Parodies -> "Funky Bullpup"

Original Song Title:

"Funky Robot"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Funky Bullpup"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is an odd weapon that gun enthusiasts seem to forget about when talking about the eventual HK G-3 replacement. The G-3 originated from the Spanish Cetme which was derived from fleeing Mauser gun builders in 1945 based on the STG-45 assault rifle. When returning to W Germany they became HK and the Cetme was modified into the G-3. In 1970 Rheinmetall AG proposed an odd bullpup design, the RH-70, as a replacement, but it was too bizarre and W Germany already had the HK G-11 caseless in development. So it got rejected. The G-11 was planned to equip the entire German Army and SFs in 1990 but with reunification it got relegated to SFs for a short time and then shelved. A shame, it was the most advanced combat rifle in history with a cylinder breech and caseless ammo until Rheinmetall came back since 2003 with on-going development of a plasma rifle! Rheinmetall WM already invented a plasma taser in 2003 for the Westphalia Polizei.
Funky bullpup
In 5.56x45
Funky bullpup
W German pride

Funky bullpup
To replace G-3
Funky bullpup
Of 1970

Funky bullpup
Just too bizarre
Funky bullpup
HK led by far

Funky bullpup
G-11 wanted more
Funky bullpup
Never even scored

Rheinmetall RH-70 was just ignored…

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Porfle Popnecker - May 09, 2012 - Report this comment
The Bullpups was the name of my junior high football team.
Rob Arndt - May 09, 2012 - Report this comment
In the '90s Memphis proposed the Hound Dogs NFL team. I liked their colors and logo:

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