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Song Parodies -> "Heroes of the North"

Original Song Title:

"Beware the Pale Horse"

Original Performer:

Akari

Parody Song Title:

"Heroes of the North"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The story is set in an alternative universe where Canada has superheroes. The story begins during World War II explaining how various events create a world with superheroes, before quickly moving to modern times as the Canadian Government tries to counter the efforts of a terrorist organization known as Medusa. The Canadian, Canada’s main superhero, is asked to recruit a team in Montreal to help him stop Medusa’s evil plans in Quebec. The Heroes and Villains: THE CANADIAN (Larry Vinette): Is portrayed as a supreme patriotic example of what Canada is all about — or should be... FLEUR-DE-LYS (Edith Labelle): She is the only official provincial government operative, a privilege granted after much complaining from the Bloc Quebecois... 8 BALL (Andy Bradshaw): Tony Falcon, an ex-soldier and pool champion, goes ballistic on a group of thugs who killed his wife in a failed robbery attempt. NORDIK (Vanessa Blouin): Due to threats over Canadian Arctic sovereignty by foreign nations, she is assigned to protect Northern Quebec and the corresponding Arctic regions. BLACK TERROR (John Fallon): Pharmacologist Bob Benton was working on a nanotechnology application to reinforce muscles with the goal of helping paraplegics to walk one day. CANADIAN SHIELD (Michel Brouillette): The only Section 8 success story from World War II, meaning the only one to successfully complete the program without major harm or mental imbalance. VILLAINS DR. JOSEPH MENGELE (Constantine Kourtidis): A Nazi scientist who figured out how to revive the dead. MADAME DOOM (Anne-Marie Losique): A former Quebec beauty queen whose face was partially destroyed by a bottle of acid thrown by a disgruntled feminist, leaving her partially disfigured. She hides her face behind a Phantom of the Opera style mask. MASQUERADE (Pia Metni): Diana Adams was a bored socialite (like Paris Hilton but with a brain) who decided to spice up her life by taking on the identity of Masquerade, a masked vigilante. CRIMSON (Bianca Beauchamp): A statuesque red-headed assassin-for-hire who often works for Medusa. HORNET (Marie-Claude Bourbonnais): Little is known at the moment about the Hornet besides her mischievous nature, her statuesque looks, and her amazing martial arts abilities. NEW FELQUISTS: A splinter group of a homegrown Quebec patriotic terrorist group.
Heroes of the North
A Canuck oddball force
Fights a Nazi curse
And Medusa’s worst

Formed in World War II
Section 8 bad news
Powers killed recruits
One survived to choose

Mengele alive
The dead he revives
Medusa Org. thrives
Terror on the rise

Heroes of the North
A Canuck oddball force
Fights a Nazi curse
And Medusa’s worst

2 girls and 4 guys
Fighting to save lives
Medusa arrives
Quebec terror try

Villains of all sorts
And evil cohorts
Fight for what it’s worth
Terrorize the earth

[Added lines]

The Canadian is a patriot
Fleur-De-Lys is a Government agent
8 Ball is an ex-soldier with hatred
Nordik fights in the Arctic and Quebec
Black Terror specialist in nano-tech
Canadian Shield was the first success

Together, Canada they do protect!

Mengele is a Nazi scientist
Madame Doom, face disfigured, wears a mask (she’s grotesque)
Masquerade is a vigilante lass
Crimson assassin-for-hire targets
Hornet is a master of martial arts
Last, New Felquists are home-grown terrorists

Villains that are always on the attack!
But the Heroes of the North fight them back!!!

Heroes of the North
A Canuck oddball force
Fights a Nazi curse
And Medusa’s worst

Heroes of the North
A Canuck oddball force
Fights a Nazi curse
And Medusa’s worst

[Repeat X-Times and Fade-Out]




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Porfle Popnecker - May 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Fun stuff! I bought a couple of issues of "Captain Canuck" a long time ago but I never got around to reading them.
Rob Arndt - May 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Porfle. Was out seeing "The Avengers" today and loving it *****!!! Been on a comic kick lately ;-D
Rob Arndt - May 04, 2012 - Report this comment
I should have explained that Heroes of the Norht is fan-based web series that run 4-6 minutes per episode and season 1 is 20 episodes on DVD from their site. They also solicit donations for their productions and sell comic books and figures from their story. Very cool but not a major seller in the US- a niche market Canadian thing... DVD is $24.95 US with lots of extras. Covers may vary. I just ordered a copy for the hell of it :)
Native Son - May 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Diana Adams - any relation to Bryan? He has a song called "Diane" ; )

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