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Song Parodies -> "Satellite Pleas"

Original Song Title:

"Satellite Freeze"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Satellite Pleas"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Another parody of a parody (from AFW)!!! Added my own mods too!
Satellites - at rooftop heights
Replaced antennas in ‘90s
But then, so what? Cable worth comparin’
TV ads, phone calls- for satellite pleas,
“Dish Network?” satellite pleas!

Oh please spare me…

SATs not worth - cable network,
‘Cause with Comcast I am pleased
Thunderstorms - don‘t affect my norm,
No recording device- On Demand works nice
Happy because I have Xfinity!

When missed a network movie,
Or my favorite shows are gone,
It’s no big deal, not lost in despair
Auto-save's ON, and it’s DONE!

Watch them full-season run!
In sequence from EP.1...

Dish, I'd denounce - because signals bounce,
Interference with weather and trees
Comcast’s the best, cable lover confessin’
Offers so much content that is FREE
From music to movies just to please!

Choose your packages and your own fees!

- Technological - Phenomenal

Gimme TV watchin' - where there’s no problems
With technology - to stream to PCs
Add telephone with little cost,
But spare me the satellite pleas

Sad satellite pleas

Real sick and tired of satellite pleas

Happy with Xfintity!

(Meets MY needs)

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 18

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Porfle Popnecker - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Does your dog have satellite fleas?
Rob Arndt - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
I originally was going to parody the parody as "Satellite Sleeze"...
AFW - July 24, 2012 - Report this comment
equal sequel
Rob Arndt - July 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW :)

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