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Song Parodies -> "Sixteen Air Kills"

Original Song Title:

"Sixteen Ken Dolls"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Sixteen Air Kills"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Too good to pass up... target aquired... Airfarcewon is fair game!!!
Sixteen air kills
Shot down in broad daylight
Sixteen more lives
Taken over the Third Reich (taken over the Third Reich)

Allied “heavy” air kills
B-17s, and 24s hit too
Searching and strafing,
caught a Mustang to boot (but no Spitfires to shoot)

My tally was sixteen, (sixteen)
Shot them up clean, (gunning)
I bagged the fastest, deadliest prize,
I'd ever seen (I'd ever seen)

Sixteen air kills
See my MK-108s glow
I know with verification,
They‘ll make my score grow, (they'll make my score grow)

My tally was sixteen, (sixteen)
Shot them up clean, (gunning)
I bagged the fastest, deadliest prize,
I'd ever seen (I'd ever seen)

Sixteen air kills,
Shot down in a row
But the Luftwaffe told me,
“Just 10,000 to go!!!” (as Berlin burns down below)
Bad news, oh-no, oh-no, oh-no...

This is all in good fun!!!

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AFW - May 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Unique idea to use another parodists work as the original to redo....and well done... especially like the sarcasm of the last stanza
Rob Arndt - May 24, 2011 - Report this comment
TY again. I have used one of Patrick's songs previously and one of mine was "improved" by another here!!! Great fun, glad you approved (sigh of relief)...
Hammerhead - May 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Sweet world war ii action parody. Rob, what aircraft is the Luftwaffe pilot flying in this? I ask cuz you used Mk-108 as a cannon. Is he in a ME-109 or ME-262??? Regardless, a job well done!!! 555!!!

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